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[FONT]To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !
[/FONT][FONT]This is a cruise you might look into. Not so sure about the relaxing part, but it's bound to have fireworks!
[/FONT] Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route
Rates and Availability
Coastal Paradise
$5,200.00
Coastal Paradise II
$8,200.00
Peril Princess
$5,200.00
Peril Princess II
$8,200.00
You'll relax like never before!
That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is...
...Pirate Target Practice!
The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates!
weapon rentals.........
Weapon Selection
Price
Description
AK-47 Light Assault
$12.00
Per Day
7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds.
M-16 Full Automatic
$25.00
Per Day
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
Attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
Barrett M-107 50 Caliber
$59.00
Per Day
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
Affordably priced at only $29.95.
RPG Launcher
$175.00
Per Day
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
With three fragmentation rounds included!
A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!
Customer Testimonials
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my wife nailed two.
Also, our 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"-- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa!.
How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, in international waters where pirates have no rights whatsoever!
[FONT]In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes, with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum attention[/FONT]
Reserve Now --and be automatically entered to win a 5-minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning .50 Caliber M2HB installation!
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates. They never even get close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim! Come on board and bag your own bunch of genuine Somali pirates!"
[/FONT][FONT]This is a cruise you might look into. Not so sure about the relaxing part, but it's bound to have fireworks!
[/FONT] Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route
Rates and Availability
Coastal Paradise
$5,200.00
Coastal Paradise II
$8,200.00
Peril Princess
$5,200.00
Peril Princess II
$8,200.00
You'll relax like never before!
That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is...
...Pirate Target Practice!
The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates!
weapon rentals.........
Weapon Selection
Price
Description
AK-47 Light Assault
$12.00
Per Day
7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds.
M-16 Full Automatic
$25.00
Per Day
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
Attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
Barrett M-107 50 Caliber
$59.00
Per Day
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
Affordably priced at only $29.95.
RPG Launcher
$175.00
Per Day
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
With three fragmentation rounds included!
A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!
Customer Testimonials
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my wife nailed two.
Also, our 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"-- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa!.
How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, in international waters where pirates have no rights whatsoever!
[FONT]In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes, with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum attention[/FONT]
Reserve Now --and be automatically entered to win a 5-minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning .50 Caliber M2HB installation!
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates. They never even get close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim! Come on board and bag your own bunch of genuine Somali pirates!"
