My Last Day...

[Dawico]

You know why brides smile when they walk down the isle? They know they have given their last BJ.

 

[Skip]

You know why brides smile when they walk down the isle? They know they have given their last BJ.

Thats hilarious, now my wife and kids are staring at me wondering why i'm laughing...

 

[TexasRedneck]

Dammit - dude, ya owe me a keyboard....

 

[Wolfwood]

you guys are fucking brutal.

lol.


i WAS gonna pass out asandwiches and chocolate covered fruits and such...

but now....


well yall can jsut forget it...
208nato, your still cool \

roflmao....

post #41 killed me!!!

i hope that aint true.

 

[Jason]

Never worried and have no problem with the words no and sex with marriage... have problem with the "can't get it from somewhere else" I figure if a chick doesn't want to have the action, then she shouldn't bitch about a guy gettin' in where he fits in....

 

[TexasRedneck]

Well, Wolfie's still alive an' well....but I'll bet he's kickin' hisself in the butt fer givin' me his cell number - must not be easy ta consumate a weddin' AND text at the same time....<evil laugh>

 

[Dawico]

Well TXR, post his number and let us all join in the fun.

 

[TexasRedneck]

Nah - not on an open forum....but if someone wuz ta PM me fer it....<evil grin>

 

[jeepinbanditrider]

Does he still have time to

 

[Clockwork]

Oooh, I have his number. Should send text, "You pee in her butt yet?!"

 

[Dawico]

He is still logged in. Hopefully he doesn't need our help.

 

[Clockwork]

If he needs help I'm just intoxicated enough to provide it.

 

[San Antone RR]

That marriage license won't be filed until Monday. He's got time to back out...

 

[Stumpy]

Oooh, I have his number. Should send text, "You pee in her butt yet?!"

i started crying laughing when i read this

 

[Wolfwood]

lol you guys.. she has this thread book marked!

hahah

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Oh my god!
Wolfie's in trouble, guys!

I just found out that this was on his wedding cake!:

 

[TexasRedneck]

So, Wolfie - iffen ah comment 'bout you bein' busted with the dead sheep, she's gonna be askin' fer an explanation, right?

BTW - ya never told me - what wuz yer bail on that one?

 

[LilIrishTemper]

I guess no more Wolfies's Saturday Stripper festival reports. Booooo....

 

[Dawico]

I guess no more Wolfies's Saturday Stripper festival reports. Booooo....

Yeah, I am going to miss those, plus his field reports of the best free clinics around the area.

 

[SIG_Fiend]

Congrats man! I'm happy for you. :-)