MR Redneck wanted for questioning by police

[LilIrishTemper]

TX Police Blotter: 4/9/11

According to police reports, a Road Rage incident occurred early this morning when MR Redneck was driving down Sam Houston Parkway in his 1993 Bradley Fighting Vehicle and was cutoff at a red light. The driver of the white vehicle, Zembonez according to witness accounts proceeded to give the tank driver the finger and it escalated from there.

Police spokesman Officer Peter O'toole stated " This is the craziest shit I've seen in my 20 years of law enforcement"

The suspect was last seen headed to Mexico, screaming "Open Carry my Ass" while AC/DC could be heard playing inside the tank.

 

[Texas1911]

Thread delivers ... lulz.

 

[TimberWolf7.62]

NOTE: Armored vehicles have the right of way. Period.

 

[MR Redneck]

 

[zembonez]

 

[San Antone RR]

I don't think that was Redneck driving. The car only got run over once...

 

[MR Redneck]

Peter O'toole,

 

[lalonguecarabine]

LilIrishTemper just gained cool points.

 

[Texasjack]

LilIrishTemper just gained cool points.

+1

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

gotcha

 

[cougartex]

 

[30+GSXR]

Awesome - left turn now

 

[randy_rcr]

I always give the right of way to the vehicle with the larger tires. Especially if they are tank treads!

 

[Rum Runner]

OMG, the tank driver didnt get out and exchange insurance info...WTF?

 

[Rum Runner]

To quote Carlin: "Just easing him up into 2nd gear, officer"

 

[Clockwork]

It's called combat driving and is explicitly prohibited while on base...

 

[pekosROB]

I always give the right of way to the vehicle with the larger tires. Especially if they are tank treads!

Seriously, only an idiot (or blind and deaf person) wouldn't!

 

[LilIrishTemper]

Redneck, I'll go in half in with you. They are on sale, 2 to chose from $69,000.

British Chieftain Tanks/ M1 Abrams 2 to choose from.

I wonder how hard it is to get your hands on 120 mm shells?

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I wonder how hard it is to get your hands on 120 mm shells?

Easy!
Just go to Afghanistan and lob a couple of mortars towards one of the bases.
They'll send you a shitload of 120mm shells!
All you gotta do is catch 'em.


Oh. Not what you meant?

...sorry.

 

[TimberWolf7.62]

To quote Carlin: "Just easing him up into 2nd gear, officer"

Damn, I wish we could do that in Houston!