A U.S. Marine squad was marchining North of Fallujah when they came upon an insurgetn who was badly wounded and unconcious. On the oposite side of the road was a Marine in a similar, but less serious state. The Marine was concious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported "I was heavily armed and moving North along the highway here, and coming South was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Husein was a miserable low life scum bag wh deserved what he got. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isnt even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling "Oh yeah? Well so does Nancy Pelosi!" And there we were in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when the truck hit us....
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