Military themed funny picture thread

[candcallen]

Talk about forced retirement.

 

[majormadmax]

Hilarious, but there is a reason why USAF aircrew call paratroopers "self-loading cargo"...

The airlift community is abound with stories of "sudden turbulence" or the the rear heater getting stuck on full when the "passengers" are irritating.

The way the sardines are packed in, you only have to get one to start puking, and then it's a chain reaction!

 

[toddnjoyce]

 

[Younggun]

Been there.

Reminds me of when the NBC alert was sounded on Anaconda. Me and another guy confirmed to each other that we were hearing the same alert. Decided it was probably some kind of fuckery and went about our business.

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[BigTexasOne]

No photo, just my favorite military pilot joke;

A pilot calls the tower and says "air traffic control, this is Capt. Jones, I need to know what time it is"

The ATC responds, " Capt. Jones, I need to know what branch of the service you are in"

The Capt. responds " Why the hell do you need to know that, just tell me the time!"

ATC; "Sir I can't tell you the time unless I know your branch of the service"

The Capt. Yells into the mike' " Goddamn it man, what are you a, a fucking corporal or what, I'm a fucking Captain and I order you to tell what time it is, and right now! or I'll come down there and have you court martialed, Do you understand me?"

ATC, "YES Sir", "if you are in the Air Force sir, the time is 2:40pm, If you are in the Navy, Sir, the time, Sir is 14:40 sir, and if you are in the Army, Mickey's big hand is on the 8 and his little hand is almost to the 5........"

 

[Younggun]

No photo, just my favorite military pilot joke;

A pilot calls the tower and says "air traffic control, this is Capt. Jones, I need to know what time it is"

The ATC responds, " Capt. Jones, I need to know what branch of the service you are in"

The Capt. responds " Why the hell do you need to know that, just tell me the time!"

ATC; "Sir I can't tell you the time unless I know your branch of the service"

The Capt. Yells into the mike' " Goddamn it man, what are you a, a fucking corporal or what, I'm a fucking Captain and I order you to tell what time it is, and right now! or I'll come down there and have you court martialed, Do you understand me?"

ATC, "YES Sir", "if you are in the Air Force sir, the time is 2:40pm, If you are in the Navy, Sir, the time, Sir is 14:40 sir, and if you are in the Army, Mickey's big hand is on the 8 and his little hand is almost to the 5........"

Lol, that ATC guy must be a marine. Can’t even read his Mickey Mouse watch correctly. It’s 16:40.


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[oohrah]

No photo, just my favorite military pilot joke;

A pilot calls the tower and says "air traffic control, this is Capt. Jones, I need to know what time it is"

The ATC responds, " Capt. Jones, I need to know what branch of the service you are in"

The Capt. responds " Why the hell do you need to know that, just tell me the time!"

ATC; "Sir I can't tell you the time unless I know your branch of the service"

The Capt. Yells into the mike' " Goddamn it man, what are you a, a fucking corporal or what, I'm a fucking Captain and I order you to tell what time it is, and right now! or I'll come down there and have you court martialed, Do you understand me?"

ATC, "YES Sir", "if you are in the Air Force sir, the time is 2:40pm, If you are in the Navy, Sir, the time, Sir is 14:40 sir, and if you are in the Army, Mickey's big hand is on the 8 and his little hand is almost to the 5........"

you forgot to add "and if you're a Marine ... it's Tuesday"

 

[Coop45]

Wow! I knew the guy that meme was designed to make fun of.

Yeah, and we prayed the VC would stay away so he would not call in artillery.

 

[Coop45]

SOS was a "hot" meal. MRE's were worse than SOS. I hear they have candy and stuff in them now. We used to eat the powdered drink flavoring stuff dry as our desert.

Oh, to have a cold can of ham and mothers.

 

[Coop45]

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Stand by to stand by, there might be a maybe.

 

[majormadmax]

Cool pic of an AC-130J Ghostrider refueling from a KC-135!

 

[Coop45]

Gotta love the C-130

 

[Younggun]

Best sleep I ever had was while packed in like a sardine listening to the engines drone.


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[Coop45]

Best sleep I ever had was while packed in like a sardine listening to the engines drone.


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Okinawa to Phu Bai was a nice nap too.

 

[oohrah]

Gotta love the C-130

My AC-130 story: Was flying a Red Flag Exercise night ops with AC-130s. They had 50cal MGs with magnesium impregnated rounds, IR TV guided. They would fire on a target which caused the rounds to "sparkle". We would roll in hot on the bloom, and passing thru the 130 altitude, would call "bullseye" so they would stop shooting (to avoid hitting us). Then everything went pitch black until we reached release altitude, and pickled our bombs. Spooky. The cool thing was they had video recorders and during the debrief, we could see the target, the sparkling, and our own bomb hits.

 

[tool4daman]

Kid sees a marine walk out of a bar. Kid says to the marine "Wow- are you real marine?" The marine says "I sure am, you wanna wear my hat?" Kid excitedly says "Sure!" An hour later, an army pilot walks outta the same bar. Kid goes "Wow! Are you a real army pilot?" Army pilot goes "Yeah- you wanna blow me?" The kid quickly responds " Oh no, I'm not a real marine. I'm just wearing this hat."

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[CrazyCobraManTim]

LOL... I love these - thanks leatherneck for sharing!!!

 

[CrazyCobraManTim]

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This is CLASSIC.... Our son would have had my ass.....

 

[CrazyCobraManTim]

Liberty ship pulling into port?

That appears to be the HMS Queen Mary - the Grey Ghost of WWII. Pulled a few nights on her in Long Beach in Ten Forward...