Man almost loses penis while trying to hump a steel bench!:

[lalonguecarabine]

SO wish I was making this shit up!

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Granted, this is old news (happened back in 2008), but I thought you all deserved to hear this story!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

GEEZUS!

One of the pictures:

...horny bastard!

 

[Dcav]

Only you would find this news article lol

 

[Glockster69]

Granted, this is old news (happened back in 2008), but I thought you all deserved to hear this story!

Been working hard all my life to get something. Finally reach a lofty plateau. AND THIS IS IT!?!
F*** it. I'm going back down.

 

[TxDad]

Why didnt they just finish the job for him? It would have been a lot faster :O

 

[Glockster69]

Why didnt they just finish the job for him? It would have been a lot faster :O

And, think of all the dollars saved.
Come on, Hong Kong. Bound to be a nice young working girl, fair skinned, jet black hair, no CH naturally, that could have polished this off in no time.
Road trip

 

[TxDad]

Settle down Glockster, settle down.

 

[Glockster69]

Settle down Glockster, settle down.

It's MY fantasy. Leave me alone.

 

[SWJewellTN]

Cialis strikes again?

 

[ROGER4314]

I guess women are right. Men would hit on anything!

Flash

 

[Tejano Scott]

Wow... I think Roger is right. Men would **** a light socket if we could fit.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Wow... I think Roger is right. Men would **** a light socket if we could fit.

Shocking.

 

[Rum Runner]

Holy Hell...or perhaps Holey Hell?

 

[Skip]

If anybody goes for a visit, and he offers you a sandwich with SWISS cheese......DECLINE!!!!

 

[TrailDust]

Wow... I think Roger is right. Men would **** a light socket if we could fit.

Words of truth right there.

 

[itchin]

If anybody goes for a visit, and he offers you a sandwich with SWISS cheese......DECLINE!!!!

 

[Alamo Ann]

A pic of Janet Napalitano would've shrunk that pickle up for life.......

Perfect confirmation of why I try (cough, cough) to follow the adage,"don't do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics"...

 

[Rum Runner]

"don't do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics"...

Now that is some good advice!

 

[Mic]

Shocking.

Hilarious. Glad nobody was around to hear my outburst of laughter and the ensuing snort!

 

[TrailDust]

A pic of Janet Napalitano would've shrunk that pickle up for life.......

Hillary Clinton does that to me, not because she scares me but because that piano-legged bitch is one UGLY human being!