Mall Ninja

[San Antone RR]

I was reading a thread on another forum where someone asked what a Mall Ninja was. This link was posted Funniest thing I have read in a while.
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines
Gecko45 is a troll that I remember from several gunforums. Long, but a funny read.

 

[dcfis]

I prefer Diabetic SEALs

 

[Designated]

That was awesome.

 

[The Mayor]

It's Top Flight Security of the World !!! Craig.

 

[Jakashh]

I prefer Diabetic SEALs

this?

Can Diabetics be SEALS? - NavySEALs.com Forums

 

[CanTex]

Ummm with his skills and experience should we recommend him for a position guarding a political figure or two??

 

[dcfis]

this?

Can Diabetics be SEALS? - NavySEALs.com Forums

What a question on a board? More like the gun store hang around with a full size 1911 on the hip, glued to a chair 350 pounder with lots of opinions and a know it all attitude.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Too much for me to read. I didn't even get halfway down.
I do see the origin of the "mall ninja" term, though.

..."a student of ninjutsu so he can wear the boots to climb walls"!? REALLY!

 

[San Antone RR]

Kinda like Vietboy/Alan...