Just cleared the house...

[RandomHero]

1am and my lab started going nuts. i immediately grabbed the gun from the drawer safe. cleared the house and checked outside and nothing.

first time ever as a gun owner doing that, i felt kinda dumb. but i guess, better safe than sorry. hnoes:

 

[RandomHero]

i realize now why i felt stupid. i didnt do a barrel roll into the living room and i didnt duck and cover behind the couch.

 

[AngeliaH]

Lmbo. View attachment 15203

 

[winchster]

Ehh, don't feel bad. Most of us forget the combat roll.

 

[hkusp1]

Last time I made a combat roll I sprained my ankle.

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

i realize now why i felt stupid. i didnt do a barrel roll into the living room

Fatal mistake my friend, glad this was just a "training scenario"

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Also fail no night vision

 

[TXARGUY]

That combat roll could have been the difference between an egg breakfast and a formaldehyde breakfast. Now drop and give me 20!

Seriously though, I clear the house everytime my outside dog gives her 'someone/thing is here' bark. So far 100% of the times it's been a raccoon or armadillo or something like that but it only takes the one time.

 

[hkusp1]

No roll and no nvg!?! I bet he didn't even grab his tactical balls.

 

[RandomHero]

No roll and no nvg!?! I bet he didn't even grab his tactical balls.

you know what? joke or no joke, those are kind of cool.

 

[hkusp1]

I have some. Got them free with a purchase from an online store.

 

[Bithabus]

I have some. Got them free with a purchase from an online store.

Those are real? lmao

 

[Tejano Scott]

It's only dumb if u do summersaults and dive behind couches.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

^^^^ naw its the low crawl that gits ya

 

[TexasRedneck]

^^^^ naw its the low crawl that gits ya

Ya'll pay attention ta Sterling now.....he's the KING of dumb......

<quick exit>

 

[alexrex20]

"They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life."

 

[deemus]

Ya'll pay attention ta Sterling now.....he's the KING of dumb......

&lt;quick exit&gt;

Bada bing!

 

[smtimelevi]

Dont feel dumb. I almost drew down on my roomates a few years ago. He forgot his key and was rattling the door. I realized it was him when I herd his girlfriends voice. I opened the door gun in hand and he about shit. I told him the next time he lost his keys to try ringing the doorbell.

 

[ROGER4314]

I've been blessed with a little dog that hardly ever barks. He has Radar ears and if he cuts loose barking, I have iron in my hand. The little guy is really smart and somehow knows if a person out front is a friend/neighbor or a stranger.

Jake is a Toy Fox Terrier and I've dated women that weren't as smart as that dog! If it isn't important, he keeps his mouth shut but his radar ears are rotating as he checks things out. If something is of concern, I get a tiny little "woof". If it's something that really spooks him, he sounds like a bloodhound! The little guy (8 pounds) is terrific!

Hey....I wonder if Jake could teach a woman to exercise that amount of vocal self control?

Flash

 

[RandomHero]

Seriously though, I clear the house everytime my outside dog gives her 'someone/thing is here' bark. So far 100% of the times it's been a raccoon or armadillo or something like that but it only takes the one time.

the last time i had a dog go nuts at 1am, i ignored it and woke up to my car window being busted and my stereo gone.