I like my 870, but I should be getting a Mossy in the next 3 weeks or so (if my wife will let me) LOL so I can't make any quality claims just yet.
Skip lunch for a few weeks. Eat a large breakfast and dinner. Pay cash. Tell her your knocking off a few pounds to look better for her.(if my wife will let me) Hey Big glad to see you have finally figured out the system on how to get a new gun!!
I'll have to make sure she doesn't come across this thread then. LOL! I like the plan but at the moment I don't have a safe or a garage so it's going to have to be a a very intricate plan executed flawlessly. But I think I could pull it off, We do have a rented storage facility across the street from the house I could hide it in until I have the proper opportunity to get it in the house.Big Country, I forgot to mention one important part.
To get it to the safe, you have to do the following.
1 Rip the sleeve from your shirt. (left or right optional)
2 Shove the unloaded long gun down your pant leg and run your belt through the trigger guard.
3 Throw dirt and gravel on yourself and limp when you walk in.
4 Tell her you stepped off the curb wrong and hurt your knee and you're headed to garage to get some ice.
5 Quickly put gun in the safe and get ice, be sure and rebuckle your belt.
6 All of the above actions may get you sympathy and a nice dinner, I am sure you could use a good meal after starving to hide the cash.
7 If you dont have a fridge in the garage, this gives you a good excuse to buy one.
8 DISCLAIMER: If at any point during this totally bogus action, you are found out, I have no knowledge of you ever being born, nor are you a member of any forum that I have read or ever been a member of ,from the beginning of time until now!
We've already discussed it. the Mossy is to be my only Christmas present.We need to talk