Haitian immigrants harvest ohio cats, pond fowl

[Gordo]

So, has anyone have a good brine recipe for making Haitian jerky ?
What's the best cut from a Haitian for making jerky ?

Will cats eat ground Haitians ?

 

[General Zod]

And who designated you the all knowing, all seeing expert on the universe, and everything?

The news said so, so it must be true. But only the national, corporate news. Because they're provided the truth by the Party, and the Party never lies.

 

[plinkr]

And who designated you the all knowing, all seeing expert on the universe, and everything?

Nobody did, and I never claimed to be all knowing. What I am is old. The funny thing about getting old is you lose your vision, lose your hearing, and some other things. On the other hand, your ability to smell bullshit gets better and better. Also, you realize that most people are full of shit. So until a credible source, like the police for example, confirm this story, it's safe to assume that some random Facebook post or irate citizen on TV is full of shit.

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[RoadRunner]

Nobody did, and I never claimed to be all knowing. What I am is old. The funny thing about getting old is you lose your vision, lose your hearing, and some other things. On the other hand, your ability to smell bullshit gets better and better. Also, you realize that most people are full of shit. So until a credible source, like the police for example, confirm this story, it's safe to assume that some random Facebook post or irate citizen on TV is full of shit.

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This news article has a link to a police report. You may want to sniff it to see if it is shit and get back to us with your sniff results.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/springfield-ohio-haitian/2024/09/12/id/1180107/

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

plinkr,

I would guess your 'hypothesis' has great merit...that yes, the SPD now has a ton more work, thus make up some outlandish bs to get the public on their side.

That'll make it easier to get them more 'funding'...gonna get em an MRAP and lots of cool military toys..hoo doggies!

 

[plinkr]

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/springfield-ohio-haitian/2024/09/12/id/1180107/

From the article: "While there was no evidence of any immigrants kidnapping pets, "

No doubt any such large influx of migrants will put a strain on public services. Good on the governor.

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[Otto_Mation]

I think that I recall the governor of Colorado, Polis saying that Venezuelan gangs were not taking over apartment complexes either. He said that it was a figment of imagination. We see how that turned out.

 

[RoadRunner]

From the article: "While there was no evidence of any immigrants kidnapping pets, "

No doubt any such large influx of migrants will put a strain on public services. Good on the governor.

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Your shit sniff test results are incomplete.

 

[roadkill]

 

[plinkr]

Your shit sniff test results are incomplete.

So is your evidence. This story may be true. If so, there will be solid evidence coming out. Until then, it's probably bullshit. Like most of the crap in the media and from politicians.

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[RoadRunner]

So is your evidence. This story may be true. If so, there will be solid evidence coming out. Until then, it's probably bullshit. Like most of the crap in the media and from politicians.

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Did you sniff read the police report about the haitians stealing the geese?

 

[plinkr]

Did you sniff the police report about the haitians stealing the geese?

Sure. And it's just one man's opinion, but personally I think geese taste way better than cat.

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[roadkill]

Sure. And it's just one man's opinion, but personally I think geese taste way better than cat.

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Where does dog rate?

 

[plinkr]

Where does dog rate?

Only a psychopath would eat a dog!

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[popper]

years ago I worked with a Chinese guy. Asked him what he thought of Shi Tzu - 'they taste good' response. Pols are NOT going to admit problems when the get PAID to deny.

 

[RoadRunner]

Sure. And it's just one man's opinion, but personally I think geese taste way better than cat.

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In another post you said "So until a credible source, like the police for example......". So there is a police report of haitians stealing geese and you dismiss it as "one man's opinion".

 

[plinkr]

In another post you said "So until a credible source, like the police for example......". So there is a police report of haitians stealing geese and you dismiss it as "one man's opinion".

You logic isn't.

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[no2gates]

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That is some seriously funny shit that this thread greatly needed. Thanks !!!

 

[RoadRunner]

You logic isn't.

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What does that mean?

 

[Whistler]

It means trolls know how to push buttons?