Glock fans rejoice
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General Zod
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"Helmut, ze gun buyers think our guns are dull und unappealing. Zey all look identical und monotonous! Vhat vill ve do?"
"Ve must do better, Gunter. Ve must be innovative!"
"Ah, you mean ve vill design firearms mit interesting lines und good ergonomics, zat appeal to ze consumer's good taste?"
"NEIN, dummkopf! Ve vill paint zem mit fucking GLITTER!!!"
"Ve must do better, Gunter. Ve must be innovative!"
"Ah, you mean ve vill design firearms mit interesting lines und good ergonomics, zat appeal to ze consumer's good taste?"
"NEIN, dummkopf! Ve vill paint zem mit fucking GLITTER!!!"
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Sold out. @Moonpie bought them all, already. I heard a rumor he's going to give some out as christmas presents with cases of Bud Light and a 20% off coupon to Dr. Cutsa Dickhoff's Gender Affirmation Clinic and Gourmet Hotdog and Roast Beef Cafe'.
OOOOO BBQ wraps for G-locks. Would have to manufacture in China to hit the target price point for those willing and wanting such things (and to let Moonpie purchase enough to outfit all his Glocks without taking a 2nd mortgage on his house)
For the more upscale version - one could build up some epoxy mounds and drill / thread them to serve as grip screw bushings, and then attach some nice fake pearl grips (Glocks will never, ever warrant genuine pearl grips - even Moonpie's customized versions)
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BuzzinSATX
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I guess you missed the pink frame?
Guy comes home late, wife asks "you have glitter all over your face, were you at that strip club again?". To which he replies, "Nope, I wasn't fondling a stripper this time, I was fondling a glitter Glock."
General Zod
TGT Addict
"And coming 'round the back bend it's Glitter Glock in the lead, followed closely by Grip Zone and Old Slabsides. Into the straightaway, Old Slabsides is making his move, and - wait, what's this? Coming up the outside it's Grip Zone and Supercarry challenging Glitter Glock! This will be down to the wire, folks, Glitter Glock, Grip Zone, and yes! Old Slabsides on the inside nosing his way in, and - it's a photo finish!!!"
General Zod
TGT Addict
Maybe Henry Big Boy? That's a racehorse name if I ever heard one.
Glitter Glock Bronie bros approved.
Allegedly they are also members of the John brown gun club, Allegedly.
Allegedly they are also members of the John brown gun club, Allegedly.
