And a couple hundred BANKSTERS?
I want my share of that SIXTEEN TRILLION BUCKS, back.
With interest compounded by the nanosecond...and late fees, user fees, application fees....
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I want my share of that SIXTEEN TRILLION BUCKS, back.
With interest compounded by the nanosecond...and late fees, user fees, application fees....
A sophisticated, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around, spots a beautiful rug, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. Unfortunately, standing right next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Flustered, she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"
"Madam," he answers, "If you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price.
"Good day, ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Flustered, she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"
"Madam," he answers, "If you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price.
Mike_from_Texas
Well-Known
I don’t know about bill Millers but I’ll take Dickeys any day over that garbage the Buccees tries to pass off as brisket.
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Paul Saver
Active Member
Never heard it put that way before... Genius Level.
General Zod
TGT Addict
Ah, so they're finally banning sharp sticks over there. Gotta get a handle on that sharp stick crime...
What if you have a bundle of sharp sticks?
Hmm?
General Zod
TGT Addict
Why, then, you're carrying a highly illegal Assault-Style Stick Bundle, aren't you? Better be ready to do some hard time, eh what? Harumph!
I thought fags were "protected" over there.
General Zod
TGT Addict
Apparently only to a...point.
I’m not sure if assault fags have the same protections. I mean, think of the terror. Walking down the street and get stabbed by an assault fag….it would be pretty traumatizing.
General Zod
TGT Addict
General Zod
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Aus_Schwaben
First to know - Last to care!
If Dickeys is "better" than Buccees then I will never try Buccees because the only thing I can think of doing with Dickeys is to feed it to any starving coyotes that I happen to see.
Why would you be so cruel to a coyote???
General Zod
TGT Addict
Posted on the door of a donut shop in Gunbarrel City. Don't even think of going in there without some smokes and your dog.
