Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[Geezer]

 

[motorcarman]

 

[MikePotts]

Actually a very old picture....

Well...I just Google 'first pager' and it says 1921 so it must be after that. Probably in Europe by the clothes?

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

That's because Sam's wants all traffic flowing the same direction at the pumps. This puts 50% of the pumps pumps available for fill tubes on each side, but only 12% of cars have their filler tube on the passenger side. It is not uncommon to see me facing the opposite direction from the rest of the traffic instead of waiting in line with all the other morons.

ETA: This only works if you ignore the "attendant" when or if he/she/it decides to get off their dead ass and come over to say "you can't do that".

FYI, saying "Just watch me" isn't well received either.

That is one of the many reasons I like Costco.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Well...I just Google 'first pager' and it says 1921 so it must be after that. Probably in Europe by the clothes?

Mid 1800s, I believe.

 

[TxStetson]

That is one of the many reasons I like Costco.

Do we have one of those around here?

 

[TheDan]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Needs more hands to use that fore grip.

 

[TxStetson]

What's the flashlight for? So they can shoot their dick off in the dark?

 

[festering]

 

[festering]

 

[festering]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

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3 petals?
Is it a flower?

 

[Geezer]

 

[vmax]

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Ever since that mother fucker came out and started bashing Trump I've had the impulse to kick him in the throat
Can't stand to see him in any movie now

 

[CharlieWH2O]

Old farmer Paddy had a wife who nagged him unmercifully, from morning 'til night , she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule to plant potatoes. Therefore he ploughed a lot:
One day, when old Paddy was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.
When a woman mourner would approached old Paddy, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement, but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to old Paddy and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
Old Paddy said. "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.:
"And what about the men?" The minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

 

[MikePotts]

Mid 1800s, I believe.

Can't be, it'd still be in Black & White!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Can't be, it'd still be in Black & White!

Color paintings were around a long time before black & white pictures....

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

 

[ETH77]

Color paintings were around a long time before black & white pictures....

Not exactly, the oldest cave paintings are monochrome.