Or....You can't fix stupid but it appears you can stop it.
Some people have lots of time on their hands.Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and groove,
To the tune of Mambo Number Five, let's make a move!
I'll tell the tale of a submersible's plight,
In the style of Mambo, let's shine the light!
Ladies and gentlemen, here we go,
A deep-sea adventure, high and low.
A crew aboard a submersible so keen,
Exploring the ocean, where wonders convene.
A little bit of diving, they're going down,
Beneath the waves, where mysteries are found.
But oh, my friends, what a dreadful sight,
The submersible imploded with all its might!
A little bit of pressure, it couldn't bear,
The crew inside, caught in a watery snare.
They twisted and squished, like a Dr. Seuss rhyme,
Bodies compressed, turning into gooey grime!
A little bit of squeezing, they lost their shape,
Like colorful paste, they started to reshape.
Their arms and legs all mixed and mashed,
A sticky mess, in a submersible crash!
Now here's the twist, as the story unfurls,
They merged with the wreckage, like a dance of twirls.
A little bit of crew, a little bit of steel,
A strange concoction, an underwater surreal!
So let's Mambo, my friends, to this tale,
Of a submersible's mishap, a wild travail.
Remember the crew, forever entwined,
In the Mambo mix, where memories bind!
A little bit of caution, when you explore,
The depths of the ocean, unknown and more.
Keep your vessels sturdy, and minds aware,
To avoid a catastrophe, be prepared!
So now we've Mamboed through this whimsical rhyme,
I hope it brought laughter and a jive in time.
If you have more requests, feel free to revive,
I'm here to assist, and keep the groove alive!
It may have been one of the props on Amelia Earhart's Lockheed Electra fanning in the current while intermittently hitting passing chunks of carbon fiber.So now I'm curious about what was (or is) the source of the 'banging noises"...