Euphemisms for taking a dump

[codeman]

Fail. The flushing toilet was invented by John Harrington in 1596. Thomas Crapper was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co. in London. Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, do much to increase the popularity of the toilet, and developed some important related inventions, such as the ballcock.

AcidFlash is right.

 

[The_Hunter]

Fail. The flushing toilet was invented by John Harrington in 1596. Thomas Crapper was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co. in London. Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, do much to increase the popularity of the toilet, and developed some important related inventions, such as the ballcock.

Way to bring the toliet tech, Awesome

 

[308nato]

AcidFlash is right.

OK you got me.

 

[jake75]

Don't forget... Crack the bowl

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

Way to bring the toliet tech, Awesome

As Elvis would have said...

Thank ya. Thank ya very much.

 

[Randman]

No, more, please..........I'm all pooped out!

 

[Medic218]

ya know what its called when there is corn in your loaf?



deja poo

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

No, more, please..........I'm all pooped out!

Well, at least now my sinuses are clear....after blowing coffee through my nose.....

 

[TheDan]

"I'll be in my office."

"My brown baby is due any minute now." or "I'm having a brown baby."

"I just had a brown baby abortion." (for diarrhea)

When I was a kid I used to yell "Fire all torpedoes!", and then try to squeeze it out as fast as I could. Now that I've reminded myself of that, I think I'm going to go engage in some naval warfare here in a few min.

 

[Deepsix]

I'm going to blow ballast

going for a shiite

giving birth to a guardsman/sailor/airman (insert your insult of choice here)

crimping off a length

 

[leonidas]

im taking a pelosi and wiping my reid..

lmao!!!!

 

[leonidas]

Alright, I'm tired of serious subjects so I'll chime in.

Pushing turtle head
Got a car honkin' for the right of way
I need to punish the toilet

 

[Wolfwood]

"See a man about a horse"

i thought thats what you say when your abotu to go buy drugs, esp. heroin.... i read that in a movie.

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ok...

"Going over my breifs"
"Taking Care of paperwork" -(kindof mentioned i think)
"Giving Birth"
"Just lost X lbs." (X = an estimated weight in lbs of how much turd you dropped)

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when you dump, then wipe and then it makes ya have to dump some more, and you fall into that vicious cycle, you are "making lasagna"

after to much greasy protein you are liable to "make chilli"
after to much spicy food, you may "have a fire in the back yard"


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hahaha

 

[Wolfwood]

OH SNAP
!!!
lol

 

[rosebud99]

gotta send a package to the white house

 

[proforguns]

Turd birth
downtown Julie Brown (no offense)

 

[panatellos]

playing hide and seek with the turtles

 

[shortround]

There I sat all brokenhearted,

Tried to poop,

But only farted


Here I sit upon the crapper,

Just gave birth to a brand-new Rapper.

 

[Wolfwood]

There I sat all brokenhearted,

Tried to poop,

But only farted


Here I sit upon the crapper,

Just gave birth to a brand-new Rapper.

brillaint!
+1

 

[codeman]

taking a travis and wiping my alan...

lmfao!