Euphemisms for taking a dump

[ROGER4314]

This thread is a class act and I'm proud to be part of it! I started the "What's the deal with farts?" thread and it got the whiners really revved up! I'm glad to be of help.

My entry?

Sitting on the thunder bucket.

In the prison system, the males must live elbow to elbow and the rule is to flush repeatedly to keep the smell down. They put it like this:

Down one, drown one

or

Strain one, drain one.

If a guy makes a stink, the rest begin yelling "Augua, Augua."

Working in a prison teaches you a lot, huh?

Flash

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Gotta go "back one out"!

And the always popular "laying some cable"! Example: "Geez! I just laid enough cable to link San Antonio and Austin!"
(This is a favorite amongst my close friends - LOL!!!)

Go make some corn-bread.

Droppin' depth charges.

Manufacture a new candy bar.


...I'm a pretty sick individual, so I've got a million of 'em!

 

[shortround]

Hold on Son, I've got to put one down the tube.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Hold on Son, I've got to put one down the tube.

Hmmm. You sound like a fellow artilleryman (as if your name wasn't a dead giveaway).