EPA wants to....wait for it....regulate BBQ grills.

[Moonpie]

http://www.wwntradio.com/news/news....yard-burger-and-wiener-roasts-targeted-by-epa

Jeebuss H. Christ! Better get your Pre-Ban BBQ pits folks.
The world is going nuts and these idiots are worried about BBQ pit smoke?

 

[mitchntx]

Comments:

The EPA can have my charcoal grill when they pry it from my greasy, smoke-stained, cold, dead fingers.

 

[Acera]

You are late to the party moonpie.
http://www.texasguntalk.com/forums/cooking-bbq/65516-inmates-running-asylum.html

 

[jrbfishn]

Just the propane ones according to the article.
The ultra clean wood and charcosl burning ones are good though. No mess there.

From an idjit coffeeholic

 

[Moonpie]

Heathens!

 

[Saltyag2010]

What about crack smoke? Is it next? Is the EPA gonna meth this up for everyone?

 

[Bozz10mm]

First wood burning stoves, now barbeque pits. And they are working on lawnmowers, garden tractors, and weed eaters. Just a matter of time before catalytic converters will be required on firearms and unleaded ammo will be mandatory.

 

[jrbfishn]

Will mags get the same milage with unleaded?

From an idjit coffeeholic

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

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The EPA can have my charcoal grill when they pry it from my greasy, smoke-stained, cold, dead fingers.

every one here knows how i feel about mine. ...
I qued for a lot of good friends and homeless folks with mine!!!!
Trust i would shoot you. . If you paw my pit...

 

[Rebel]

Back in the Bay Area of California they have "Spare the Air" days. You are not allowed to burn wood, the only exception being if a wood stove is your only source of heat for your home. If you were caught burning wood, you would be fined several hundred dollars.

 

[Moonpie]

every one here knows how i feel about mine. ...
I qued for a lot of good friends and homeless folks with mine!!!!
Trust i would shoot you. . If you paw my pit...

Hey everybody! Let's all go to Sterling's house and touch his BBQ pit. LOL

 

[TX69]

Common tools will cut the **** out of all that shit if they impose it. Filters and fans LLOLOLOLOL.

Short story in Frisco. When I first moved here a city guy came by and started screwing on these funky looking deals on our outdoor faucets. I asked him what they were and he said they were to catch debris. Yeah right. So a few minutes after he leaves I inspect this "device" and low and behold its a reducer valve. They are made so that they won't unscrew. Go into the garage and get the 20volt drill and a 5/8th carbide bit. Reamed the **** out of your control device asshole. Nice water pressure at my home.

 

[TheDan]

The agency announced that it is funding a University of California project to limit emissions resulting in grease drippings with a special tray to catch them and a "catalytic" filtration system.

My dog licks the ground where my pit drips and "catalyzes" the grease. I think I'm covered already.

 

[Coop45]

Has anyone seen any BBQ hording yet? I was just at Cabelas and they didn't have powder or BBQ pits.

 

[Rebel]

Has anyone seen any BBQ hording yet? I was just at Cabelas and they didn't have powder or BBQ pits.

Well, that's a "Hold my beer!" combination if I've ever heard one...

 

[TX69]

My dog licks the ground where my pit drips and "catalyzes" the grease. I think I'm covered already.

Don't let the EPA find out as they will "recycle" your dog!

 

[TheDan]

Don't let the EPA find out as they will "recycle" your dog!

...but she converts the horrible BBQ waste into "organic" fertilizer!

 

[TX69]

...but she converts the horrible BBQ waste into "organic" fertilizer!

Regardless its the "Methane" your pooch exerts that is over the legal limit and your dog will need to be recycled. Remember that cows methane are the reason we have global warming so fast food restaurants are going away soon too!.

 

[Coop45]

Regardless its the "Methane" your pooch exerts that is over the legal limit and your dog will need to be recycled. Remember that cows methane are the reason we have global warming so fast food restaurants are going away soon too!.

Nope, he'll just need a special filter. I'm having my beagle's exhaust hole threaded to accept the filter.

 

[Davetex]

Leaving for Academy to go neckbeard some smokers, who's with me?????