An Irishman is walking along the beach when he finds a bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie.
The genie says, “I’ll give you one wish.”
The Irishman says, “I wish I could piss Irish whiskey any time I wanted.”
The genie says, “You got it and passes him a glass.”
He pulls out his dick and pisses in the glass, takes a drink and says, “This is the best Irish whiskey I’ve ever tasted.”
All excited he hurries home and says to his wife, “Get two glasses and meet me in the parlour.”
He pulls it out again and pisses in both glasses and says, “Here taste this.” She hesitates and he says, “TASTE IT.”
She takes a drink and says, “This is the best Irish whiskey I’ve ever tasted.”
This goes on for a week and one night he comes home and says, “Get me 1 glass and meet me in the parlour.”
She looks at him a bit disappointed and says, “Why only one glass?
He says, “Cause tonight...you drink from the bottle.”