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Poetry For sale, written to order.
Need to:
- make a splash with a rhyming toast at an upcoming wedding?
- How about win back that old flame?
- Rekindle a cooling romance?
- Get laid at Open Mic night?
- Write an Opening Statement for your new and upcoming secret fraternity?
Tons of applications, the only limit is your imagination!
Poetry describing :
-How awesome you are or how horrible some thing/person is.
-The thrill of a hunt.
-A quiet morning on the lake.
-The companionship of a good dog.
$10 per page or piece.
Short stories available on a case by case basis - pricing negotiable.
All sales 100% private and confidential.
$10 is cheap for a ticket out of the doghouse!
Bear in mind that buyers will OWN the Poems, they will be one of a kind and will not be re-used.
they will not be signed by myself, and can either be named "anonymous" or you can slap your signature on the bottom of the piece.
Inquire by PM.
(please put your own verse in your own threads - i don't need help in mine)
Need to:
- make a splash with a rhyming toast at an upcoming wedding?
- How about win back that old flame?
- Rekindle a cooling romance?
- Get laid at Open Mic night?
- Write an Opening Statement for your new and upcoming secret fraternity?
Tons of applications, the only limit is your imagination!
Poetry describing :
-How awesome you are or how horrible some thing/person is.
-The thrill of a hunt.
-A quiet morning on the lake.
-The companionship of a good dog.
$10 per page or piece.
Short stories available on a case by case basis - pricing negotiable.
All sales 100% private and confidential.
$10 is cheap for a ticket out of the doghouse!
Bear in mind that buyers will OWN the Poems, they will be one of a kind and will not be re-used.
they will not be signed by myself, and can either be named "anonymous" or you can slap your signature on the bottom of the piece.
Inquire by PM.
(please put your own verse in your own threads - i don't need help in mine)
