Honesty sometimes doesn't earn you points, but hey ... Jessica Abbate is hot!
Emily and I had lunch at Bone Daddy's the other day and she loved the place.
Damnit, Alan. I'm sure I speak for everybody when I say: Why the hell did you take a picture of the comment card instead of her ass?
Damnit, Alan. I'm sure I speak for everybody when I say: Why the hell did you take a picture of the comment card instead of her ass?
Damnit, Alan. I'm sure I speak for everybody when I say: Why the hell did you take a picture of the comment card instead of her ass?
Nice. I always give a $1 bonus for a nice ass. Told the girlfriend about it and came to regret it......
She was cool with it and all, but then a couple weeks later we had a dude waiting on us and as I went to fill out the tip she said "Don't forget his dollar bonus".
Damn that ain't right!
Damnit, Alan. I'm sure I speak for everybody when I say: Why the hell did you take a picture of the comment card instead of her ass?