Sure, blame it on the dog
What's the winning Texas Lotto numbers for this Saturday?
I have 3 labs...
When im in my office making invoices or something, how in the world do all three of them sneek past me and get under my desk without me noticing?
The only way I can tell their under there is when one of them farts!! I try to keep them out of there just because they gas me out everytime!
Yea I have a large desk, but still, thats a good 250 pounds of dogs that just slip past me.
now 1911 who did it and it wasnt the butler
How do they cram all that graham?
If you could drive your car at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Can God create a rock he can't lift?
Why does this one girl get really mad at me when I tell people I don't have a girlfriend?
If I leave work north of town at 6pm, traveling south at 65mph and the said girl above leaves her work at 5:30pm, traveling north at 60mph, should she have my dinner ready by the time I get home?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
18 23 7 56 4
ha ha ha ah baby you are the master. i called for you today but you were off. I want to bringCol. Mustard, in the Library, with the Wrench.
You are 1 short, and 56 is too high... Guess I stumped ya finally :P
ha ha ha ah baby you are the master. i called for you today but you were off. I want to bring
you everything and maybe shoot some
XDm or GLOCK?
AK or AR?
Mauser or Enfield?
Beans or No Beans?
Earmuffs or Earplugs?
do dogs have taste buds, and if so do they actually enjoy the table scraps..?
If your eating something, they'll act like they want some of but really they want to eat it all and leave you with nothing!!
Greedy, greedy, greedy.
We just have more self-control than most animals....