Red is positive.I’m sure others would be happy with his testicles hooked up to some jumper cables and a generator
Red is positive.I’m sure others would be happy with his testicles hooked up to some jumper cables and a generator
I’m sure others would be happy with his testicles hooked up to some jumper cables and a generator
Well, I might as well tell my tale, too.That's exactly what I did...
Reminds me of the scene from Rambo, where they have hooked up to a old matress springs.Red is positive.
She gambled on you, huh....
My first ex wife?
Short version. She was an alcoholic slut, with a bad gambling problem.
I have it on good authority that she is living in the state of Georgia. I'll never set foot in Georgia.
She said she would rather be widowed than divorced.
I can relate...It seem many of us have bat guano crazy starter wives, me included.
I knocked her up, so I felt obligated to marry her.
Told myself I'dve married her anyway, the pregnancy just speeded things up.
Uh-huh...
We eloped to Mexico as no preacher would've married us...too young.
Turned out, she's completely, utterly insane, now called bi-polar, but manic depressive is what she is. But hey, I was enamored with the great sex.
Throughout our marriage, I kept trying to get her to seek help, but she adamantly insisted only weak people sought out therapy....and foolish me, I gave in.
Ultimately, due to her mental illness, she's utterly alienated our Daughter and Granddaughters...saddens the hell out of me, but my Daughter and Granddaughters and I are and always have been close.........so it's not a thoroughgoing loss.......
I wish my ex well.
I don't think she can help herself.
She f-ing nuts!
Had a serious girlfriend that I intended on marrying. We were like a couple bunnies, anytime anywhere.
I had a traumatic injury happen to me and ended my career at the time. I was an emotional mess and asked her to give me a week of solitude so I could research and come up with another plan.
She basically acted like she didn't hear me and asked to go a movie and out to eat. This went on for quite a while till I lost my cool and dog cussed her. I left, got about half way home and felt guilty. So I turned around to go apologize to her. When I got to her house my nemesis was there, and they were making out like animals.
This guy was a punk and would smack talk, but when it was time to back it up he literally ran away, and I couldn't catch him. So when I saw him mugging down with my girl I was going to beat the crap out of him.
I took off my shirt so I didn't get any blood on it. Then headed for his car. They were making out so hot and heavy that they didn't hear me pull up.
I took a couple steps and realized he was taking her off my hands. So instead of handing out an ass whipping, I knocked on the window. "oh shit!" she said. He turned and locked his door when he saw me. like that would have saved him.
"I hope you two are very happy together." Then I left. It was like a million pounds was taken off my shoulders.
They had 4 kids, 2 of which the paternity is in question. He caught her cheating on him at least 4 times. God only knows how many times she actually did.
I count my blessings every time I think about them.