A tribute to our great leader

[Shotgun Jeremy]

I saw this on another forum and loved it so much, I had to share.

I'm growing tired of all the attacks on Obama. Can't we just give the man a chance to lead us? Seriously, people. Have you even considered his accomplishments to date? Have you? Let's take a look...

January 2008: Obama is discovered to have abused the powers of his Illinois legislative seat by participating in felonious dealings with Tony Rezko.

February 2008: Obama is discovered to have gotten his political beginnings in the home of terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn.

March 2008: After claiming that Rev. Jeremiah Wright has served as Obama’s minister and spiritual advisor for the past 20 years, marrying him and Michelle, baptizing their daughters, and counseling them in their personal lives, it is discovered that the Wright is an anti-Semite and anti-Caucasian racist with anti-American convictions.

June 2008: Larry Sinclair comes forward to claim that in 1999 he and Obama shared cocaine and sexual relations.

August 2008: Obama becomes the first President in modern times not to supply his birth certificate, prompting considerable controversial amidst claims from Nigeria that Obama is the first African-born President of the United States.

November 2008: It is discovered that Obama’s Aunt Zeituni has been living illegally in the United States since 2000, living on government handouts.

February 2009: Obama demands the director of the Census Bureau report directly to him, circumnavigating Senatorial checks meant to prevent manipulation.

April 2009: Obama bows before the King of Saudi Arabia, the first President in our history to prostrate himself and the American people before a foreign government.

July 2009: Obama holds a “Beer Summit” after prematurely accusing police of racism and stupidity before a national audience for arresting his disorderly and non-compliant friend.

August 2009: Obama appoints Sonia Sotomayer to the Supreme Court despite her published comments reflecting anti-Caucasian sentiments and a belief the Constitution is a relative document.

September 2009: It is discovered that Obama’s long-time friend and appointee as “Green Jobs Czar” Van Jones held deep socialist convictions and was an active proponent for the belief George W. Bush was behind 9/11.

September 2009: It is discovered that Obama’s long-time friend and appointee as “Diversity Czar” Mark Lloyd held deep socialist convictions and was openly anti-Caucasian.

September 2009: It is discovered that Obama’s long-time friend and appointee as “Safe School Czar” Kevin Jennings had failed to report cases of statutory rape involving sodomy because it might have blemished the gay-lesbian image.

January 2010: It is discovered that Obama’s long-time mentor and appointee as “Information Czar” Cass Sunstein was discovered to have written and taught extensively in opposition to the First and Second Amendments, supported government reeducation programs to teach people how to think, supported government espionage against everyday citizens to expose discontent with authority, believed eating animals should be a capital crime, and believed a second “Bill of Rights” was necessary that would force people to become dependent upon government for their basic needs.

January 2010: It is discovered that Obama put an end to prosecution against Black Panthers at the polling place during the 2008 election, where the militant extremists wielded baseball bats and intimidated white voters away from the polls.

February 2010: Obamacare: countless lies told.

March 2010: Obama circumnavigates the law to make several controversial recess appointments, putting people of questionable backgrounds into key government positions.

April 2010: Obama ordered the assassination of American citizen Anwar al-Awlaki.

May 2010: Obama threatens prosecution and sanctions against the sovereign state of Arizona if it dared to protect its borders against violence from Mexican cartels, or to enforce the immigration laws already in place but ignored by the Obama administration.

July 2010: After two separate investigations by Inspector General Gerald Walpin that uncovered gross malfeasance of government funds by long-time Obama friend Kevin Johnson, the Obama administration stepped in and kicked Walpin out, reaching secretive settlements with Johnson that did not include any criminal prosecution.

July 2010: “Health Care Czar” Donald Belwick, a controversial recess appointment by Obama, was given the task of overseeing Medicare and Medicaid and implementing Obamacare, despite Belwick openly stating his support for racial preference of minorities in receiving healthcare and that seizing wealth of capitalists must occur to fund healthcare.

August 2010: Obama appoints Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court, despite her published papers for a socialist America, a belief that the Constitution’s Commerce Clause could be construed to force Obamacare upon the people, that foreign laws are valid in interpreting our own Constitution, and that the Second Amendment did not prevent states from completely banning firearms.

August 2010: Despite outrage from 9/11 victims and Americans in general, Obama authorizes a mosque be built at Ground Zero in New York City, funded by factions with ties to Islamic extremists.

October 2011: Obama gives $500,000,000 in taxpayer dollars to Solyndra, despite the Bush administration having stated the company was not viable or stable enough for subsidization; Solyndra would go bankrupt almost immediately and Obama would excuse Solyndra from repaying tax dollars, even though the disappearance of the money is highly scrutinized.

January 2012: Obama uses recess once again to circumnavigate the law and appoint people of very questionable backgrounds to key government positions.

March 2012: Wired Magazine discovers that Obama has authorized an NSA “Spy Center” be built in the Utah wilderness for the purpose of spying on Americans emails and telephone calls.

April 2012: Obama prosecutes six whistleblowers for attempting to come forward with alarming information about the administration.

July 2012: Obama tells small business owners that they did not build their businesses, that they are not responsible for their success.

August 2012: Jon Corzine and MF Global – enough said. This rabbit hole is so deep it brings tears of fear.

August 2012: The Obama administration begins interfering with civilian firearms purchases through government ammunition hoarding, claiming the purchases are routine, yet, when the math is done, DHS somehow enjoys 1,000 more rounds per person than soldiers of the United States Army. Additionally, AR-15s and all manner of self-protection firearms were purchased in unheard of quantities by government agencies to reduce availability to citizens.

September 2012: Benghazi – Obama went to bed so that he could get rest for a campaign party with Beyonce in Las Vegas; four Americans died and the administration continues to lie and threaten whistleblowers.

I haven’t even mentioned Fast & Furious, the admissions of communism in Obama’s books, or his excesses. Obama has overcome ALL of these unfair obstacles and has remained untarnished.

Viva Obama!

Sent while trying to concentrate on 6 things at once.

 

[benenglish]

While some of those points are overstated crap, there's still enough indisputably bad stuff on that list to make me retch.

 

[mosin]

And he got reelected. America is screwed. Where do I sign so texas can leave?