Mom sent me this joke this morning, probably an oldie but a goodie:
Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .
Then
he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When
they decided to send it to the President.
to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which read:
Dear
God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through
Washington D.C. and those crooks took $95.00 in taxes.
Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .
Then
he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When
The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of moneyto a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which read:
Dear
God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through
Washington D.C. and those crooks took $95.00 in taxes.