‘Texas’ as slang for ‘crazy’

[DubiousDan]

“In Norwegian, ‘texas’ means mayhem and chaos, as in cowboys punching each other and breaking chairs over each other’s heads,”

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/tex...are-literally-using-texas-as-slang-for-crazy/

 

[BG1960]

That's OK, I been using the word Norwegian to describe fools for decades.

 

[Mreed911]

That settles it. Boots and hat for my trip to Belgium next month.

 

[Charlie]

That's OK, I been using the word Norwegian to describe fools for decades.

Although I'm of Norwegian descent, I must agree with the above. Aren't they the group at pillaged and burned towns?

 

[DMC]

Nothing to worry about gentlemen, the rest of the world needs to be scared of at least one state. It pretty much needs to be Texas at this point. Once we secede, we need to nuke the moon out of orbit and make sure the rest of the world sees it, they will believe we are crazy and leave us as the rightful rulers of galaxy.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Nothing to worry about gentlemen, the rest of the world needs to be scared of at least one state. It pretty much needs to be Texas at this point. Once we secede, we need to nuke the moon out of orbit and make sure the rest of the world sees it, they will believe we are crazy and leave us as the rightful rulers of galaxy.

Genius

 

[Davetex]

What round for incoming moon chunks?

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

What round for incoming moon chunks?

glock 17 but but it's got 30 rd mags

 

[Davetex]

Perfect.

 

[robertc1024]

glock 17 but but it's got 30 rd mags

You're making me sad. JMB's ghost is going to visit you today, especially since it's Halloween.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

You're making me sad. JMB's ghost is going to visit you today, especially since it's Halloween.

Come on baby you know me i was just being polite. After the glock help me choose...
You know that you can't pimp slap nobody with Tupperware.... no class
Plus you need 30 rds with a glock

 

[hillcountryhandguns]

458 Lott , it'll powder em .Maybe take pot shots at the smaller ones with my 10mm.Quick follow ups with the 10 and I don't have to put my beer down.

 

[jrbfishn]

A Glock will work. It's just a moon chunk. Don't need a real gun.

sent from an idgit coffeeholic

 

[Moonpie]

Norwegian viking babes welcome any time at my house. I'll show them!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

A Glock will work. It's just a moon chunk. Don't need a real gun.

sent from an idgit coffeeholic

cause they are made from the same thing

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Norwegian viking babes welcome any time at my house. I'll show them!

A og Moonpie good idea

 

[Davetex]

Norwegian viking babes welcome any time at my house. I'll show them!

Got pictures of said Norwegian Viking Babes? How can we be sure they're real without pics?

 

[DubiousDan]

Careful what you wish for.

 

[BRD@66]

Got pictures of said Norwegian Viking Babes? How can we be sure they're real without pics?

That may be a N.B. right now on funny pictures thread - she has long blond hair - there's a dog in the foreground.

 

[Davetex]

No, no, no..............like this........................