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You started the ooze.
Post #627
Mark started it in #610.
You started the ooze.
Post #627
I'll eat Haggis but come on, nobody enjoys Haggis...So I must prove my strength by eating something disgusting?
Dude. I enjoy haggis. Away with your pathetic attempt.
You'd hate to watch me put mayo and dijon mustard on my ham and cheese sandwiches then...Why is either required? I'd rather my ham and cheese tasted like...ham and cheese.
I'll eat Haggis but come on, nobody enjoys Haggis...
You'd hate to watch me put mayo and dijon mustard on my ham and cheese sandwiches then...
We're both wrong. You did start it, but it was post #614. Thanks for the pointer!Mark started it in #610.
Thanks…that RSV crap kicked my ass@pronstar
Sure is nice to see you back around
We have a new thread for grumpy old men to gripe in. You don't have to be old.This update requires some setup.
MIL is Hispanic, speaks fluent Spanish.
But for some reason, she doesn’t like to actually speak Spanish.
Its an ongoing thing…
I can’t tell you how many times we've been at a restaurant or whatever, obviously everyone speaks Spanish, we ask MIL to translate for us, and rather than speak Spanish, she speaks very slowly and loudly in English.
Every so often, my wife will loser her shit.
”Mom! Stop making things difficult! You speak Spanish!”
More words are inevitably exchanged…
Taco Casa is my guilty pleasure. Crispy tacos and Frijoles.
While frijoles means beans in Spanish, FRIJOLES the menu item is beans with sauce and cheese.
Whenever they go to Taco Casa, I ask them to bring me some crispy tacos and Frijoles.
But when they return with the food, I’m looking at tacos and a side of beans.
After this has been happening too many times to count, I ask my wife to see why I never get what I order...because evidently I still talk mean, so its best to have my wife run interference on these things.
You can see where this is gonna go…
Wife: how come you never bring Pronstar the right food?
MIL: he ordered tacos and beans, did they make it wrong?
Wife: he ordered tacos and Frijoles
MIL: that’s what I ordered, tacos and a side of beans
Wife: he ordered Frijoles
MIL: didn’t you hear me, that’s what I ordered, says BEANS right here on the receipt
Wife, navigating to Taco Casa’s menu on her phone: FRIJOLES! Look, there’s a menu item called Frijoles. Not beans, not a side of beans…FRIJOLES
I’m sensing a pattern here LOL
Wife says her mom has been like this her whole life
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We're both wrong. You did start it, but it was post #614. Thanks for the pointer!
Trust me…a lump of coal in a pillowcase upside the head would be preferableMaybe for the Secret Santa wish list someone can ask for an overnight stay with Pronstars In Laws.
Methinks you must drink a LOT to put up with them. I know I would.Trust me…a lump of coal in a pillowcase upside the head would be preferable
I thought you went to a Fudd forumThanks…that RSV crap kicked my ass
one of those people…. I’ve read about your typeYou'd hate to watch me put mayo and dijon mustard on my ham and cheese sandwiches then...
They have penicillin for thatThanks…that RSV crap kicked my ass
Can we ask for someone else to stay with them? I’ve got some ideasMaybe for the Secret Santa wish list someone can ask for an overnight stay with Pronstars In Laws.