Pronstar’s “living with the in-laws” adventures

[msharley]

You kidding? You'd slather mustard on it. And then the fight would start.

Well..........how else would yinz to git me to et brussel blame sprouts?

 

[General Zod]

Well..........how else would yinz to git me to et brussel blame sprouts?

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By cooking them with garlic and bacon so they taste decent. WTF has been done to them in that bowl? That looks nasty.

 

[msharley]

When I go get takeout, the wife sometimes orders some stupid hard to remember items.

What I do is write down what she wants as to not screw up her order.

Yep...then you get back?

Mrs. says, "What in the heck did yinz git that fer?"

 

[msharley]

By cooking them with garlic and bacon so they taste decent. WTF has been done to them in that bowl? That looks nasty.

Don't rightly know........

I'll not be a eatin' it!

 

[General Zod]

Don't rightly know........

I'll not be a eatin' it!

I wouldn't either - it looks like a bowl of grass clippings!

 

[msharley]

Them is actually "mustard greens"....

 

[General Zod]

Them is actually "mustard greens"....

Well what are you jabbering about Brussels sprouts for, then? Mustard greens are nasty. Mustard. Only good for potato salad, deviled eggs, and chemical warfare.

 

[PinnedandRecessed]

Well what are you jabbering about Brussels sprouts for, then? Mustard greens are nasty. Mustard. Only good for potato salad, deviled eggs, and chemical warfare.

I guess Santa knows what to get you for Christmas.

 

[Tnhawk]

When I go get takeout, the wife sometimes orders some stupid hard to remember items.

What I do is write down what she wants as to not screw up her order.

I get the wife to order on internet or phone, then I pick the order up.

 

[General Zod]

I guess Santa knows what to get you for Christmas.

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If Santa wants me waiting with some .00 buck...

Say, I wonder if I could borrow the Bonechopper to process some reindeer....

 

[seeker_two]

If Santa wants me waiting with some .00 buck...

Say, I wonder if I could borrow the Bonechopper to process some reindeer....

If you're not strong enough for mustard, you're not strong enough for buckshot. Best stick to .410 birdshot.....

 

[General Zod]

If you're not strong enough for mustard, you're not strong enough for buckshot. Best stick to .410 birdshot.....

So I must prove my strength by eating something disgusting?

Dude. I enjoy haggis. Away with your pathetic attempt.

 

[Grumps21]

I dunno, two dudes at the lunch room, eating a sammich laden with mayo, squishing out around the mouth, dripping down the chin ain’t an appealing look. Mustard for me.

 

[General Zod]

I dunno, two dudes at the lunch room, eating a sammich laden with mayo, squishing out around the mouth, dripping down the chin ain’t an appealing look. Mustard for me.

Why is either required? I'd rather my ham and cheese tasted like...ham and cheese.

 

[MountainGirl]

And the mayo/mustard debate oozes into yet another thread.

 

[General Zod]

And the mayo/mustard debate oozes

Good description

 

[Army 1911]

And the mayo/mustard debate oozes into yet another thread.

We're having another Mayo v. Mustard debate?

I guess I should read back a few posts in order to ketchup.

 

[Grumps21]

We're having another Mayo v. Mustard debate?

I guess I should read back a few posts in order to ketchup.

Oh that’s bad

 

[MountainGirl]

Good description

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You started the ooze.
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[General Zod]

We're having another Mayo v. Mustard debate?

I guess I should read back a few posts in order to ketchup.

Now that's a saucy reply.