You bought a SERPA. You’ll shoot your eye out with that, kid.*
*actually you’ll just shoot yourself in the Tex Grebner.**
** Or, you’ll be like most people who have or used one and not a GD thing will go wrong and a bunch of people who’ve never seen one in real life will say your choice of holster is dangerous and going to result in an ND.
I just fucking shot myself! Lol