Did I mention... I'm pretty good at drinking beer?
Thats Everyone over a certain age. Weather you can control its deployment is the key to tactical benefit.I forgot, I am also an expert farter. Can clear out a room in seconds.
Non tangibles......
Being of good moral character and willing to serve for the greater good............
I can stand guard at night since I'm an insomniac.
Y'all let my dog out so I can try & get some sleep!Mee too. I can keep you company!
I can fart on command.