You have been practicing social distancing period the last few years you anti- social pipsqueak.
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.30-06.....when you're serious about social distancing.You want me to leave the house?
How else am I gonna keep all those kids off my damn lawn?
You want me to leave the house?
How else am I gonna keep all those kids off my damn lawn?
Concertina wire and land mines. DUH!You want me to leave the house?
How else am I gonna keep all those kids off my damn lawn?
Leave for New Orleans Monday, then Destin Tues-Sunday. Son at Ft Benning meets us there Wednesday with his girlfriend from Austin (she’s flying in).
Really close friends in there 60s are joining all of us for supper on Thursday and there is a career field get-together on our last night. Probably 40 or 50 of us for drinks and such at a local joint that is connected to our community.
Combat couldn’t kill us, so we’ll take our chances.
My MIL takes over the couch when ever she visits. The sunning hippo reference is acutly accurate.You know what I'm thankful for? Covid. A silver lining to the whole covid thing.
The fact that one fat relative wont be showing up to Thanksgiving this year. The one who never hosts. The one who's first to the table last out only to collapse on your couch for a nap and take up the whole thing like some sunning hippo sleeping off the 100 dollars in turkey ham and pie they just choked back leaving a wallow mark in it that takes 3 weeks to recover all while your family takes bets on weather the couch will break this year. The one you pre pay piano movers to act as pallbearers along with the funeral services.
Thank god for covid.
You know what I'm thankful for? Covid. A silver lining to the whole covid thing.
The fact that one fat relative wont be showing up to Thanksgiving this year.
So that's why I hadn't gotten an invitation!Never dealt with that, but we’re selective about which relatives even know what county we live in, much less how to get to our house.
I live alone, have 3 invites so far, but have declined. I have 2 risk factors for COVID. Just not worth the risk for me.