Wrong, kinda! Look at the primer dent on an unfired, then a fired. Not much difference. AK didn't come with a spring loaded FP, add on to prevent full auto. Yes, the 22 had a FP problem, the owner finally shot a rabbit 50 ft away with a shotgun cause he couldn't hit it with the 22. No, limp wristing doesn't cause slam fires, but recoil will 'pull' the trigger for you. Even on a mark III. My point is that improper loading/brass prep can cause unintended boom. I don't really care what you want to call it.
No, you are wrong again. By your assumption every time an AR went into battery there would be a strong chance of a slam fire. Do some research, it does not happen. The firing pin does not have the speed or mass to set off the primer,(unless other conditions noted above are present.) period.
Call it what we want? You kidding me??? We are calling what it is correctly called and refereed to. You seem to think your confused line of thought is ok as you preach to others, it is not. Get with the program and learn WTF you are talking about. There is a distinct difference between a slam fire and a bump fire, google it and learn something.