You Know You Are A _______

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Not to sure if this has been tried already, but this thread is going to be one of those "continuous, for-fun" type of Threads.

The rules are:

- post 1 "you know you are a ___" joke

- it can be about anything, AS LONG AS ITS GUN RELATED!

- Refrain from racial type jokes


This is just for fun by pointing out jokes/stereotypes of the different kinds of Gun Guys that we are!


Ill start it off:

You know you are a Conceal Carry Nut when you sooner leave your keys in the car, than your gun.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Screw it how about another one:

You know your a Glock Fanboy when you brag about not cleaning your gun

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

You know your a Conceal Carry Nut when you use your non dominant hand to chips in salsa to keep your weapon hand clean... just in case of course.

 

[Ol Zeke]

You know you're a gun nut (maybe just an old gun nut) when you spend an hour looking all over the house for a gun that you suddenly remember that you sold it ...... two years ago!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

You know you're a 1911 nut when you thank John Moses Browning more than God when you're saying your prayers...

 

[lalonguecarabine]

You know you're a reloading nut when you get the shakes every time you go to the range from all that wonderful brass lying about... AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT!

 

[pvtsnowball82]

(Modified) You know you practice your draw stroke A LOT when your two year old son picks up a stick outside, squares up his stance and punches out with locked elbows.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

You know you're a gun nut, when you realize you're out of cologne, so you dab a little Hoppes #9 behind your neck.

 

[Vaquero]

You know you are a reloading nut when you are shopping for a new RV and your wife says "look, you can store your reloading stuff in this area". True story.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

you know your an AK Nut when you walk into a room with 10 10 AK's lined up, and you can tell them apart.... AND if they are 922r compliant

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

you know your a Conceal Carry nut when you have a Summer time carry ammo and a Winter time Carry ammo

 

[Shooter McGavin]

You know you're a "firearm enthusiast" when your wife keeps finding a new gun hidden around the house every few months.

 

[Younggun]

You know your a gun nut when you have 1 or more guns that cost more than 1 or more of your vehicles.......combined.

But I really love that gun....


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[Younggun]

Duplicate

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

you know your a shotgun lover when your dog goes crazy every time she hears the racking of the pump

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

you know you are a gun nut when you make riders in your car sit in the back seat so your gun can ride in the passenger seat

 

[jbcalhoun]

You know you are a gun nut when you spend more time deciding which holster to wear than your wife deciding which pair of shoes to wear.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

or changing grips the match the outfit

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

You know your a Glock Fanboy when you consider RTF Grip Glocks are collectibles

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

You know your a Gun Lover when the word, "Gun Control" means using both hands.