What does your car say about you?

[country_boy]

yall seen mine. Dont even gotta type it. "REDNECK'!

 

[GaryH]

If my car could talk it would say that it wishes I wouldn't fart on her seat covers.

 

[Kyle]

I drive a very clean '96 Mercury Cougar with the 4.6L... my friends tell me I am driving their grandmas car, and the cops tell me to step out of the vehicle with my hands on my head.

 

[TheDan]

and the cops tell me to step out of the vehicle with my hands on my head.

That's becuase only grandma's and pimps drive them, and I bet you don't look like anyone's grandma...

 

[Kyle]

That's becuase only grandma's and pimps drive them, and I bet you don't look like anyone's grandma...

You think it is the spoked rims, curb feelers and limo tint that give me away?

 

[AKM]

well if youve read about all the problems my truck has. If what is says about me is reflected from the truck then im a piece of shit.....

 

[robertc1216]

Whats mine say, 08 f150. (My profile pic)

 

[AKM]

Part time pimp?

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

I'll play. Infiniti G35 sedan. Older one, not a new one.

 

[jeepinbanditrider]

08 Mustang GT/CS (CS=California Special)

I like to think exhaust noise and a V8 means its fast?


Sent from my iPhone

 

[TrailDust]

Honestly? My cars say to others that I drive what I want/need to drive and don't give a f**k what anyone else thinks.

 

[Glockster69]

He won't admit it but TD drives a bluuuuuuuue Prius bought from Jeff Dunham

 

[TrailDust]

He won't admit it but TD drives a bluuuuuuuue Prius bought from Jeff Dunham

A pox upon you, sir....

 

[Glockster69]

 

[imma_stocker]

Subaru Impreza WRX STi: "I'm a rally fanboy!"
Actually, I'm a fan of AWD with the engine and transmission going the right way lol

 

[BigHoss]

98 F150 : "I'm about broke"

'88 Ford F-150: "I am broke!"

 

[imma_stocker]

Whats mine say, 08 f150. (My profile pic)

I'm cool because I drive a pickup.

 

[itchin]

I have been driving 4.0 jeeps since 97, and I have never been stranded out anywhere. I have always been able to limp home. Seems to be the only vehicles that can handle my abuse.

 

[shooterfpga]

i drive a vespa, because i seen this movie full metal jacket and this dude did some awesome karate moves then took off on one like a boss.

Sent from my FD05 SPH-D710

 

[redisc]

This thread cracks me up. I think color should be a consideration! Since the only other people I've seen with my car tend to have a confusing mix of hippy crap with Army stickers and NRA stickers I'm going with:

BRIGHT ORANGE (new) Dodge Hatchback - "PTSD - Get Out Of My Way"