That one gave my wife a good laughA Houston grandfather, was visiting his granddaughter in Central Texas and was
spending the afternoon watching his granddaughter out playing in the garden.
He smiled reflecting on how sweet and pure his little girl looked exploring the wonders of the garden.
It felt good to be there to watch her looking at the beauty of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Grandpa, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her grandfather replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her grandfather answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
He couldn’t help smiling at hearing such a cute and innocent question?
No he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are ‘Daddy Longlegs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then she lifted her foot and stomped the spiders flat.
“Well", she said, "that may be OK to do in Houston but we're not having any of that shit here in Central Texas ”.
From anecdot.ru also.Thе following anecdote entered the dayli top rating on anecdot.ru in Russia.
What do Santa's female reindeer do on Christmas Eve?
They go into town to blow a few bucks.