Chuck Norris died 15 years ago, death just hasn't worked up the nerve to tell him.
Sep 8, 2015 #21 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris died 15 years ago, death just hasn't worked up the nerve to tell him.
Sep 8, 2015 #22 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima, and once on Nagasaki.
Sep 8, 2015 #23 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattle snake once. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattle snake once. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
Sep 8, 2015 #24 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Texas Ranger ' Chuck Norris is Back" Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in front of his fireplace. The bear isn't dead, it's just scared to move. Last edited: Sep 8, 2015
Texas Ranger ' Chuck Norris is Back" Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in front of his fireplace. The bear isn't dead, it's just scared to move.
Sep 8, 2015 #25 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
Sep 8, 2015 #26 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris once threw the opening pitch in the World Series. Both teams forfeit. All 7 games.
Sep 8, 2015 #27 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris was once dared to roundhouse kick Mt St Helens.
Sep 8, 2015 #28 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He sacred the shit out of it.
Sep 8, 2015 #29 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris got pulled over for speeding on the interstate. He let the cop off with a warning and continued his jog.
Chuck Norris got pulled over for speeding on the interstate. He let the cop off with a warning and continued his jog.
Sep 8, 2015 #30 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris doesn't run with the bulls. The bulls run with Chuck Norris.
Sep 8, 2015 #31 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris can get checkmate in one move.
Sep 8, 2015 #32 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris got drunk one night and pissed in a semi trucks fuel tank. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris got drunk one night and pissed in a semi trucks fuel tank. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Sep 8, 2015 #33 Younggun Certified Jackass TGT Supporter Local Business Supporter Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Jul 31, 2011 53,842 96 hill co. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he kicks ass with his eyes closed.
Sep 8, 2015 #34 C Countryfried Frank Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Apr 15, 2014 178 1 Chuck Norris had his own line of toilet paper but it didn't work. It turns out Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.
Chuck Norris had his own line of toilet paper but it didn't work. It turns out Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.
Sep 8, 2015 #35 Dawico Uncoiled Lifetime Member Rating - 100% 15 0 0 Oct 15, 2009 38,141 96 Lampasas, Texas
Sep 8, 2015 #36 kyletxria1911a1 TGT Addict Emeritus - "Texas Proud" Rating - 100% 2 0 0 May 22, 2010 22,030 96 kyletx Just gonna leave this here Attachments a0c40b68e01228d8eadb21a3f6522eb5.jpg 42.2 KB · Views: 374
Sep 8, 2015 #37 seeker_two My posts don't count.... Rating - 100% 1 0 0 Jul 1, 2008 11,879 96 That place east of Waco.... Phase One of the Blue Bell rollout was delivery to Chuck Norris' house. Phase Two didn't start until Chuck was full.
Phase One of the Blue Bell rollout was delivery to Chuck Norris' house. Phase Two didn't start until Chuck was full.
Sep 8, 2015 #38 rdb241 Active Member Rating - 100% 1 0 0 Jun 5, 2012 208 11 Pacific Northwest robertc1024 said: Chuck Norris is Superman's hero. Click to expand... Like the gun, Chuck Norris is gay! I bet he tucks his pants inside of his boots.
robertc1024 said: Chuck Norris is Superman's hero. Click to expand... Like the gun, Chuck Norris is gay! I bet he tucks his pants inside of his boots.
Sep 8, 2015 #39 jrbfishn TGT Addict Lifetime Member Rating - 100% 3 0 0 Aug 9, 2013 28,419 96 south of killeen But they are BIG boots....... from an idgit coffeeholic
Sep 8, 2015 #40 Vaquero Moving stuff to the gas prices thread..... Staff member Moderator Rating - 100% 11 0 0 Apr 4, 2011 44,486 96 Dixie Land rdb241 said: Like the gun, Chuck Norris is gay! I bet he tucks his pants inside of his boots. Click to expand... Boo
rdb241 said: Like the gun, Chuck Norris is gay! I bet he tucks his pants inside of his boots. Click to expand... Boo