Seeking a friend

[Lonesome Dove]

Need to shoot something this year. My spot hasn't seen anything in over 16 months on game cams and the owner hasn't either.
One Deer is all I need bow or gun.
Everyone can use another friend
Or fuk it if you don't I'll visit anyway.
I haven't hunted in three years and I got that itch thing coming on.

Can trade.
Extra hands for projects and chores.
Mechanical.
Small talk.
BS.
Wisdom. But not of the wise.
Security of property while on location.
Culling of goofy or reject deer or even nuisance pigs.
Can bring you carry out lunch or dinner depending on hunt times.
Give ya a whirl in a classic car!!!
Or just be a friend if ya need one.
And ifn ya don't then do all that shit yourself like you do now.
I accept discreet PMs
ps. absolutely NO homo.


Thank you Sirs for any and all consideration.

 

[Grumps21]

ps. absolutely NO homo

Thank you sirs for any and all consideration.

Well, I guess that eliminates the pink croc crowd…

 

[Otto_Mation]

Glad to see you got that ps in there. As I was reading down the list, I was starting to worry where this was headed.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Glad to see you got that ps in there. As I was reading down the list, I was starting to worry where this was headed.

I tried to go with the entertaining approach.

 

[Moonpie]

There's always road kill if ya just gotta.

 

[Texasjack]

I will say that it's a pretty comprehensive list.

I was on a great lease with a bunch of really good folks. We didn't get a lot of deer, but we had good times. The guy who managed the place was a childhood friend of the property owner. When he kicked the bucket, the owner sold the property and we lost the lease. I've been on a couple of places since, but I have no patience for dealing with a bunch of out-of-control wahoos. People hunting pigs with dogs got the deer so that they only move at night. One guy brought a half dozen kids to the lease with 4 wheelers and turned them loose. He had the kids wear GPS dog collars so he could find them if necessary.

I can't afford a lease that costs more than my house. At some point I'm going to give up and sell off my gear. That date is getting close.

A guy I worked with was driving along one evening with his family. A coon ran out on the road and he ran over it. He stopped to check, as he didn't want to leave it suffering, but it was already dead. Another car stopped and a guy got out, walked up, and asked what happened. He told him he ran over the coon. After a minute or two the second guy asked, "Are you gonna take it home?" My coworker replied that he wasn't. The guy asked, "Then can I have it?" My coworker said he guessed he could, and the man scooped up the partially squished coon and drove off. I'm wondering now if that was Moonpie.

 

[candcallen]

People will get in gun fights over fresh road kill.

One night on live PD 2 neighbors were having a fist fight and one got a gun cause a deer was hit by one but it landed in the others yard. They were fighting over the meat. Lol

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Is it hopeless?

 

[TXAZ]

We saw these nuisances virtually every day in NW Hills in Austin. ….maybe you can work out a deal with homeowners up there with a stealthy bow shot

 

[Lonesome Dove]

We saw these nuisances virtually every day in NW Hills in Austin. ….maybe you can work out a deal with homeowners up there with a stealthy bow shot

I can go to Borne and do Archery in peoples yards but neighbors who are anti hunters get real mad and call the PoPo/ Game warden. I found a large herd of Axis but was warned of some real bad instances. Don't want to make my relatives into bad neighbors.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Well it's better to know where we stand before we step forward.

Someone once said this.

 

[deemus]

Just got off my lease near Waco. My sewer line collapsed. $36k to tunnel under my house. Just the tunneling

 

[bbbass]

Need to shoot something this year. My spot hasn't seen anything in over 16 months on game cams and the owner hasn't either.
One Deer is all I need bow or gun.
Everyone can use another friend
Or fuk it if you don't I'll visit anyway.
I haven't hunted in three years and I got that itch thing coming on.

Can trade.
Extra hands for projects and chores.
Mechanical.
Small talk.
BS.
Wisdom. But not of the wise.
Security of property while on location.
Culling of goofy or reject deer or even nuisance pigs.
Can bring you carry out lunch or dinner depending on hunt times.
Give ya a whirl in a classic car!!!
Or just be a friend if ya need one.
And ifn ya don't then do all that shit yourself like you do now.
I accept discreet PMs
ps. absolutely NO homo.


Thank you Sirs for any and all consideration.

Dang,, looking at the title I thought you were another nudist/swinger couple!!!

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Just got off my lease near Waco. My sewer line collapsed. $36k to tunnel under my house. Just the tunneling

Hope insurance pays for that.

 

[deemus]

Not everything

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Not everything

Wow!