Plants scream when stressed. What to eat now.

[candcallen]

How do you limit their suffering? What will the Peta folks eat now. Let the hand wringing begin.

Also you smokers should remember those tobacco plants scream when you burn tgem to death after tortured dehydration.

I guess the joke wasn't so funny after all about vegitarians/vegans really hating plants.

Plants emit ultrasonic screams when stressed: Study | Blaze Media

Vegetarians may be unsettled to learn that while bloodless, their groceries went out screaming. Scientists have long known that plants have the capacity to exhibit changes in their phenotypes in response to stress. Some plants can, for instance, wilt, change color, or release volatile organic...

www.theblaze.com

 

[gll]

Most of the plants and plant parts we eat are annuals or produced annually... They're going to die or rot soon anyway!

 

[Sam7sf]

Lol that’s a real slap in the face of science. My old man spent his career collecting samples for medicinal research.

Plants do not have consciousness. It’s not surprising to learn plants wouldn’t have built In features but no they don’t cry.

Are the crazies going to suggest that viruses have feelings? Shedding is crying they are misunderstood.

Tannins must be when plants are on periods and pms’ing.

I’m jealous of you older guys…when the day comes y’all pass on I’m still going to be stuck with these clowns.

 

[Wudidiz]

Munching down a can of mixed veggies is a veritable soiree of horror. The various veggie tonalities make for a tittilating cacophany of shrieking. I think I'll chew a salad.

 

[Sam7sf]

I gotta cut the grass soon. Call me husqvarna Hitler.

 

[Sam7sf]

Heil husqvarna.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Glad I'm not a vegan....

 

[dsgrey]

So those aren't voices in my head when I mow the lawn...

 

[seeker_two]

I have significant plant allergies.....revenge is justified.

 

[BigRed]

The squeal of baking beans tastes even better along side the squeal of a smoking pig.

Turn up the squeal; turn up the flavor!

 

[Tnhawk]

How do you limit their suffering? What will the Peta folks eat now. Let the hand wringing begin.

I'm going to fire up the grill to rescue a plant. People Eating Tasty Animals

 

[kbaxter60]

Glad I'm not a vegan....

They'll always have crickets...

 

[Slimshaddy]

For all I know those sounds are shouts of joy as they rapture to green heaven.

 

[Geezer]

I will admit that I've heard pinto beans moan after I've eaten them.

 

[Tex62]

I will admit that I've heard pinto beans moan after I've eaten them.

What escapes from various orifices don’t count.


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