Obama fan

[AcidFlashGordon]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said,

"Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

 

[Shooter McGavin]

 

[macshooter]

 

[firefree]

Cute
And amen to the sig line
I'm old, I'm angry and I vote!

 

[Dawico]

The truth.

 

[TheRealT-Dawg]

Lol zing!!!

 

[TXDARKHORSE361]

Lmao

 

[shortround]

Superman, Pinocchio, and Cinderella went for a stroll one afternoon.

After a few minutes, they saw a sign: "Beauty Contest."

Cinderella stopped, and said she would enter the competition.

After a few minutes, Cinderella emerged with a big smile on her face.

"How did it go" asked Superman. Cinderella told her companions she won the contest on the very first round.

All were very happy.

They continued their stroll, when Superman spotted a sign: "Strongest Man Contest."

Superman quickly entered the contest, and without much effort won the contest.

The trio continued their walk, when Pinocchio spotted a "Biggest Liar" contest sign.

Pinocchio entered the contest, and after a few minutes, he returned to his companions totally crestfallen and in tears.

Cinderella asked Pinocchio what happened. Pinocchio replied:

"Who the hell is Barak Obama?"