Hilarious! Even the Navy had meat gazers!I wasn’t in the army, but I was the urinalysis coordinator for one of the ships I was stationed on. I was one of the lucky few to get picked for a random once and one of the observers was a friend of mine. As I was filling the bottle he walked up behind me and put his chin on my shoulder, reached both arms around me, and asked if I wanted him to hold the bottle. I wound up spilling my urine sample everywhere as I elbowed him in the ribs.
There are some jobs now that require urinalysis before being allowed on the job-site. We only give them when an accident occurs. Everyone is worried about the privacy issues. Times have changed.
Bozz10mm you must be lucky.