If this thread gets 1000 posts by the next hicksville meet...

[lalonguecarabine]

jakashh told us he likes to dress up like cher and tuck his penis.

..."tuck" his penis, huh...

Is that what he's calling it now?

 

[Jakashh]

Well considering that the next hicksville meet is in October/November, its probably going to happen. No way this won't get that far by then. No pubes, I frucking hate the show jack ass but yeah I saw that on there. Maybe a party city bear or sumfn.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Woo-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[AaronP220]

..."tuck" his penis, huh...

Is that what he's calling it now?

It's not really a tuck. To tuck something requires a predetermined length. It's more of slight push in with quick application of tape.

 

[Jakashh]

jakashh told us he likes to dress up like cher and tuck his penis.

Boy ima slap you in tha penis

 

[scap99]

Omg


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[scap99]

Sick shit


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[lalonguecarabine]

Well considering that the next hicksville meet is in October/November, its probably going to happen. No way this won't get that far by then. No pubes, I frucking hate the show jack ass but yeah I saw that on there. Maybe a party city bear or sumfn.

Wait - wut???

DUDE! You can't grow a beard by October?

 

[lalonguecarabine]

LOL!!! Almost 50 already!

 

[scap99]

Sick freaks.




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[scap99]

He's the only Pakistani that can't grow a beard.


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[scap99]

We should have a beard growing contest and all show up in terrorist garb.


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[Schue]

You mean, tuck his penis inside a dude?

 

[AaronP220]

Well considering that the next hicksville meet is in October/November, its probably going to happen. No way this won't get that far by then. No pubes, I frucking hate the show jack ass but yeah I saw that on there. Maybe a party city bear or sumfn.

you're already back-pedaling and downing this.

you're going to put nut hair on your face if Mike has to hold you down and do it himself.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

He's the only Pakistani that can't grow a beard.

Hmmm. Perhaps he really is a girl after all...

 

[Jakashh]

I say we up the post requirement to 10,000. I grossly underestimated this crowd.

 

[AaronP220]

I say we up the post requirement to 10,000. I grossly underestimated this crowd.

Yeah, You McFucked up McFly...get ready to ball sack your face.

 

[scap99]

Too late!!!


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[Jakashh]

And yeah I grow some weak sideburns and spotty facial hair. I am not liek the others.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

you're already back-pedaling and downing this.

you're going to put nut hair on your face if Mike has to hold you down and do it himself.

Nah - I'm okay with him backpedaling on that part. I certainly don't wanna see his nut hairs... hnoes: