A man walked in to confession and said " father I have cheated on my wife and committed the wildest sex acts imaginable with Nookey Green" The father listened absolved him of his sins and sent him away.
Well that was just the beginning as all week men come in with a similar story.
Sunday morning at church a lady walks down the isle wearing a green dress ,a green hat, carrying a green purse and wearing green shoes and she sat down on the front row.
The priest whispered to the altar boy, is that Nookie Green?
The altar boy said no it's just reflecting off of her shoe.