Don't be that guy/gal who re-posts false quotes attributed to founding fathers

[Hoji]

 

[vmax]

 

[Hoji]

 

[popsgarland]

Indeed. Commodore General Admiral Abraham Washington Lincoln Jefferson - first 6 star Commodore General Admiral in the United States Navy who concurrently served in the Marines and Space Force upon its founding right after signing the Declaration from Freedom and telephoned King George Foreman to tell him "stay strapped or get clapped" right before yeeting the first atomic bomb at the redcoats just outside of Lexington on April the 4th 1772. He then called in an orbital strike that cut off the British Navy, including the flagship HMS Titanic aboard which Emperor Hirohito was sailing.

With the assistance of German and Polish forces we drove the British out of America, and using French naval forces lead by Napoleon we sunk the Bismark and celebrated on the 5th of May 1776, and we invited General Santa Ana, the Tsar of Russia, and Sheik Oswald Omar Bin Al-Qatar to the ceremony where the first American flag was hoisted over the White House. We dropped the Liberty Bell on accident during that ceremony, giving it its distinctive crack.

Then in 1902 Herbert Hoover (inventor of the electric vaccuum and door to door sales) became President and set the value of the US dollar to be equal to three lemons, which were carried in your right front pocket so you could always have cab fare. It was also the style of the time to tie an onion to your belt.

That's what I thought, but just needed clarification. Thanks.

 

[General Zod]

Something true about TR from his biographies by Edmund Morris. In two of the three biographies the author cites that Roosevelt carried a concealed handgun. The author was being interviewed on the radio and I had the opportunity to call in and ask the author about the mention.

A story that leaves you hanging is like a day without

 

[jmohme]

1. Never quote leader from long ago because you were not there to witness what was said.
2. Never quote leaders from today even if you were witness to what they said because they are all lying pieces of shit!

 

[Bozz10mm]

1. Never quote leader from long ago because you were not there to witness what was said.
2. Never quote leaders from today even if you were witness to what they said because they are all lying pieces of shit!

Don't believe everything you see on the internet--Abe Lincoln

 

[popsgarland]

1. Never quote leader from long ago because you were not there to witness what was said.
2. Never quote leaders from today even if you were witness to what they said because they are all lying pieces of shit!

Just because you said it, doesn't mean it's true.

 

[BRD@66]

I true story...

My sister-in-law has said several times that everything on the internet is true because your not allowed to put anything on it unless it's the truth.

And, yes. she actually believes this. She is 50 something years old, married to a tax attorney, lives in Southlake and drives a Lexus.

Wait! Are you saying that your SIL is incorrect?

 

[popsgarland]

Wait! Are you saying that your SIL is incorrect?

Not if you ask her...

 

[Army 1911]

Don't believe everything you see.
Ray Charles.

 

[Hoji]

 

[General Zod]

Don't believe everything you see.
Ray Charles.

 

[Axxe55]

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IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE TRUE ABRAHAM LINCOLN!