Peprofilee issued by the county sheriffs and it's their discretion how, or even whether, they'll issue. I'm fortunate enough to live in a county where the sheriff is very pro-2a. If you can pass a background check, you'll get one here... good statewide. The sheriff in the county just north of us issues them, too ... at a cost of about $5,000 (to his re-election campaign). They're made of unobtanium in places like LA and the Bay Area...
Got a kick out of the ''do you need help'' comment, welcome aboard DRN..