first thought is they would appeal to "Want a Be's"
that is the only demographic it would appeal to. CHL badge...lmao. that is downright stupid and dangerous and the only attention you are going to attract will be negative.
Better idea... get some double sided tape and, if you need to, stick your CHL to your forehead. When you call 911 you can say your the person with the CHL taped to your forehead and they'll know you're the good guy.
Leftover sash from yer last beauty contest???
C'mon, you don't remember loaning that to me?
Personally, I'm gonna order several.
......an' pass 'em out as door prizes at the next Brady meeting....
Of course I do - and if you'll recall, I told you my daughter wanted it back when you were done wearing it!!!!