So today's 7-day ban came almost immediately after I posted a reply to a reply to a post I made.
I held a gun to an Afghan rebel's head an made him denounce the United States. no, wait, that wouldn't have gotten me banned.
I pushed a gay Muslim off the top of a 10-story building. No. That wasn't it.
I made a woman dress head to toe and let my cousins rape her. I posted the rape time schedule on FB. Nope. That wasn't it. That was allowed.
I organized a jihad against all westerners using FB. No, no ban for that either.
Here's what I posted:
"I killed all of them indiscriminately. Young and old. Boys and girls. And boys who think they're girls. And girls who think they're boys. They all die the same."
Pretty "ban-able" on the face.
Of course, here was the preceding post to which this was a reply (I'm paraphrasing, since I'm blocked on FB now):
"So, do you shoot kids that are just in the double digits age or do you shoot single digit aged kids too?"
This was a reply to a fairly long post that got a lot of hate mail which was a reply to an advertisement for some gloves that you can punch walls with and someone asked if you can wear them for airsoft. My post was basically:
"I'm 48 and played airsoft with my nephews. I'm fat and have no cardio conditioning. It was pretty brutal. But I got hit in the hands a lot with the pellets and it doesn't hurt. Toughen up, buttercup. It barely leaves a mark. It's a lot of fun actually and where else can you shoot a bunch of kids for an hour and high five them when you're done."
That's the gist of it.
So:
Advertise for gloves
Reply to question about airsoft with personal experience
Get challenged by some snarky guy about "me shooting kids"
Reply by saying "I'll shoot all the kids"
Banned from FB. Fifth time. 7-days.
For the party of SNL/Comedy Central, they sure don't have a sense of humor. And they don't understand context. But I guess if I had a real gun and I was a member of the Taliban, it'd be okay. Maybe the "religious exemption?" (as long as you're not Christian, of course).
My fourth 7-day ban was for hate speech, by the way. Apparently saying "I found out I had a rich black uncle recently that I didn't know about who left me millions of dollars in Nigeria, but I'm just too white and lazy to claim" was hate speech. Banned. 7 days.
I held a gun to an Afghan rebel's head an made him denounce the United States. no, wait, that wouldn't have gotten me banned.
I pushed a gay Muslim off the top of a 10-story building. No. That wasn't it.
I made a woman dress head to toe and let my cousins rape her. I posted the rape time schedule on FB. Nope. That wasn't it. That was allowed.
I organized a jihad against all westerners using FB. No, no ban for that either.
Here's what I posted:
"I killed all of them indiscriminately. Young and old. Boys and girls. And boys who think they're girls. And girls who think they're boys. They all die the same."
Pretty "ban-able" on the face.
Of course, here was the preceding post to which this was a reply (I'm paraphrasing, since I'm blocked on FB now):
"So, do you shoot kids that are just in the double digits age or do you shoot single digit aged kids too?"
This was a reply to a fairly long post that got a lot of hate mail which was a reply to an advertisement for some gloves that you can punch walls with and someone asked if you can wear them for airsoft. My post was basically:
"I'm 48 and played airsoft with my nephews. I'm fat and have no cardio conditioning. It was pretty brutal. But I got hit in the hands a lot with the pellets and it doesn't hurt. Toughen up, buttercup. It barely leaves a mark. It's a lot of fun actually and where else can you shoot a bunch of kids for an hour and high five them when you're done."
That's the gist of it.
So:
Advertise for gloves
Reply to question about airsoft with personal experience
Get challenged by some snarky guy about "me shooting kids"
Reply by saying "I'll shoot all the kids"
Banned from FB. Fifth time. 7-days.
For the party of SNL/Comedy Central, they sure don't have a sense of humor. And they don't understand context. But I guess if I had a real gun and I was a member of the Taliban, it'd be okay. Maybe the "religious exemption?" (as long as you're not Christian, of course).
My fourth 7-day ban was for hate speech, by the way. Apparently saying "I found out I had a rich black uncle recently that I didn't know about who left me millions of dollars in Nigeria, but I'm just too white and lazy to claim" was hate speech. Banned. 7 days.