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Had the old gun in my hand as I turned to show it to my Dad who was standing by the doorway to the bedroom.
Just as I said "Hey Dad, look at....." some unknown woman rushed in and snatched it out of my hand saying, "Aunt Suzie said I could have that!"
This instantly chapped my ass. I grabbed her by the collar and slammed her against the wall while forcefully twisting the gun out of her hand saying, "No. No she didn't."
Aunt Suzie probably didn't even know that old gun was there.
Anyways, gun snatcher started running her mouth about her husband was gonna kick my ass, yada, yada, yada. Told her to go get the guy. I'll wait right here.
She ran off and never saw her again. . . .
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall for that scene! I would have loved to see that.