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Can't we keep Sloppy? I have a brand-new stick to poke him with.....
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Promises promises.
Can't we keep Sloppy? I have a brand-new stick to poke him with.....
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Nothing good happens at 2:09 am.
Can't we keep Sloppy? I have a brand-new stick to poke him with.....
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I recently started a thread I said " I'm not here to make friends " ...
You can keep him only if you promise to feed him but not after midnight and never ever get him wet.
No problem on getting me wet...( wrong sex ), but we gotta have a talk about this after midnight eating crap!
It was a "Gremlins" movie reference. Maybe you knew that, lol.
Nothing gets past me....especially when I'm driving 45 in the left lane!!!
Gonna dole this out a little at a time. In the first grade, a crying Nun rolled a TV into the classroom. Dan Rather delivered the news that JFK was dead.
Shortly thereafter, (pretty sure the same year) they took me out of class and asked me to pray for my dad, who was very ill. I found out later, he wasn't sick. Getting eletrocuted to death under a house you're remodelling doesn't make you sick.
Soooo....I didn't have your average childhood, growing up with a single mom and 3 siblings in a rough side of San Antonio. I wasn't much older when a Bandito threatened to cut my nuts off, and I told him to eff himself. Anyone who questions the validity of God, needs to explain how the hell I got here.
Anyway, with the passing of my hero, and my mom's , I put my childhood on hold, and felt like I needed to step up, and in some ways....was forced to.
Look! Turtles!
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That will drive you to humor as a way to cope. Think happy thoughts.
Had a bit of trauma myself. And I did the same thing.
Witnessed a murder at age 8. Witnessed a horrible car accident a year later. Grew up in rough hood and lived across the street from the neighborhood bully, who I fought at least 50 times.
I think that stuff happens to everyone. But when you're young you don't know that.
HEY! I’m the Diva around here, see?!I am starting to think you are an attention whore, and negative attention is better than no attention in your eyes.
HEY! I’m the Diva around here, see?!