Your worst "Oops" moment?

[IXLR8]

These arguments seem like such good fun. But they also could have a very punitive outcome. OK, removing foil hat now...

 

[billtool]

Brought a rifle into the bunkhouse coming off an evening deer hunt. Placed it in the rack and decided to open the bolt. I did and a round popped out nicely just like it does. Had been driving back on that bouncy ass rut filled road with a locked and loaded soft-cased rifle with the safety off...and a buddy in the truck. My shit is unloaded before its cased since. I know it because I say out loud "This weapon is clear" before I put it in the case. Everytime.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

A colleague shot himself in the foot when he went to case his loaded (unbeknowst to him at the time) 12 ga.

Foot is now a ruin...

 

[dsgrey]

It wasn’t at a range, but whiLe in college I had a Buddy from a small town. One morning, as an upperclassman, I had to visit Chem Lab while freshmen were using it. A beautiful little freshman Girl really “came-on” to me; so I set-up a date for that night. Stupid me runs into Guy & tells him of the “hot chick date”. He says “But She’s my FIANCEE!” OOPS !

Reminds me of the time I ran into an old girlfriend at a nightclub. I was walking out to the car at closing time and we're met by her husband holding a handgun. I didn't know she was married, I backed off and the bouncers talked him out of pointing the gun.

 

[msharley]

One time?

Had about a third of a bottle of GIN in me.............

Dancin' with the women folk...shooting pool...all is good.

Went to the blame Men's Room!

Caught my fool FORESKIN in the dang ZIPPER!

Instant SOBRIETY!

 

[msharley]

Reminds me of the time I ran into an old girlfriend at a nightclub. I was walking out to the car at closing time and we're met by her husband holding a handgun. I didn't know she was married, I backed off and the bouncers talked him out of pointing the gun.

That "Skinny" feller...named "Lennert" sumpin...

Made him all a soNg!

 

[candcallen]

One time?

Had about a third of a bottle of GIN in me.............

Dancin' with the women folk...shooting pool...all is good.

Went to the blame Men's Room!

Caught my fool FORESKIN in the dang ZIPPER!

Instant SOBRIETY!

Ever hear the acronym TMI?

Look it up.

 

[Axxe55]

oops is when you found out the rubber broke

 

[Txdweeb]

I had just got my first sks at 18 it wasn’t gummed up with cosmoline upon field stripping. Went to the range loaded my first 10 and racked it upon first trigger squeeze I was in for one helluva ride. Fastest I’ve ever seen 10rds go down range at that age. Took to my buddy who was way smarter than I at that time he took firing pin out and literal chunks of crud fell out.

 

[Sasquatch]

I had just got my first sks at 18 it wasn’t gummed up with cosmoline upon field stripping. Went to the range loaded my first 10 and racked it upon first trigger squeeze I was in for one helluva ride. Fastest I’ve ever seen 10rds go down range at that age. Took to my buddy who was way smarter than I at that time he took firing pin out and literal chunks of crud fell out.

Slamfire is fun - when you expect it. Not as fun, though still exciting, when you don't.

 

[Txdweeb]

Slamfire is fun - when you expect it. Not as fun, though still exciting, when you don't.

It was definitely exciting I did it one more time with 3 rounds then I left before getting booted off the range.

 

[Glenn B]

I farted, it was wet. It leaked through my briefs and my pants and thus could be seen from outside my dungarees. That was oops of more than enough for one lifetime. Thank goodness I had spare clothes in my car's trunk.

 

[Tnhawk]

I farted, it was wet. It leaked through my briefs and my pants and thus could be seen from outside my dungarees. That was oops of more than enough for one lifetime. Thank goodness I had spare clothes in my car's trunk.

After an all day drive I had a fart that materialized as I reached my destination. Fortunately the hotel had check in with a digital key. Thanks for bringing back that memory.

 

[candcallen]

CHRIST ALMIGHTY

TMI DUDE.

 

[Glenn B]

Well, OP asked for our worst oops moments and as there is no way I am aboutd to admit my worst - I posted the 2nd worst.

 

[no2gates]

Well, OP asked for our worst oops moments.

He said "oops" not "poops"

 

[popsgarland]

One time?

Had about a third of a bottle of GIN in me.............

Dancin' with the women folk...shooting pool...all is good.

Went to the blame Men's Room!

Caught my fool FORESKIN in the dang ZIPPER!

Instant SOBRIETY!

And we all, well most of us, thank you for NOT posting pictures.

 

[Sasquatch]

CHRIST ALMIGHTY

TMI DUDE.

Whats a little liquid shit between friends?

 

[CaliGunner]

Well, OP asked for our worst oops moments and as there is no way I am aboutd to admit my worst - I posted the 2nd worst.

Now I am very curious about #1 after the disaster that was #2…

 

[General Zod]

Never trust a fart.