You buncha weenies!

[kbaxter60]

I am just gonna drop this here. Most of us are probably a bit too "seasoned" for this one, but we can always dream!

Oscar Mayer Weinermobile driver job: Here’s how to apply for the coveted role

Oscar Mayer is searching for candidates for its next class of Wienermobile drivers

www.nj.com

 

[Lonesome Dove]

He's a weiner....she's a weiner.....wouldn't you like to be a Weiner too....

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
that is what I would truly love to be.
For if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
everyone could eat me!!!

 

[deemus]

Saw it at the state fair!

 

[robertc1024]

I've got the perfect driver - and he's out of a job!

 

[Wudidiz]

I've got the perfect driver - and he's out of a job!
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He couldn’t cut the mustard.

 

[billtool]

He couldn’t cut the mustard.

Oh that one groans

 

[seeker_two]

I've got the perfect driver - and he's out of a job!
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.....and can handle a stick shift.

 

[candcallen]

I think that job pays almost 50 grand. Probably a contract thing but not bad for youngins.

 

[justmax]

I think that job pays almost 50 grand. Probably a contract thing but not bad for youngins.

You are correct. When I was in Ohio a couple of years back, I had the opportunity to see one of these and talk to the driver for a while.

 

[Karver17]

Saw one of those going down 287 towards Decatur.
I wonder if those drivers have to worry about distracted drivers pointing phones at them instead of looking at the road.
I know I did.