Windows called

[jordanmills]

Why be nice? "Nice" was not part of their agenda when calling you.

There are two tele-marketer companies that routinely call the house.
I do my best to waste their time, if I have time to waste.
Otherwise, I set the phone down and leave it for a while.

Hey! That sounds really cool. Can you hold on for a sec? Thanks, I'll be right back...

 

[RetArmySgt]

I answer in different languages and they hang up and call back with someone that speaks it so I just keep changing it in circles until they give up.

 

[Hondo]

I usually get these calls on the weekend, if I'm bored I'll play along for a while just to see what bullshit angle they try. So far they have tried: expired Windows licenses, expired root certificates, and errors in the event viewer.

 

[Texasjack]

They called my house today, also one of the plants I support at work. SCAM!!

 

[Chupacabra Hunter]

They called my house today, also one of the plants I support at work. SCAM!!

Sad thing is they are still scamming unsuspecting people...

 

[Phoneguy]

I give them their Indian accent right back at them. My wife and two teenage sons run out of the room trying to hold in their laughter.

 

[rushthezeppelin]

Well as just about any company that deals with online logins says...."We will never contact you asking for your login information, we can only gather this info when you contact us".